Uncyclopedia:VFH/Captain's Log

Article: Captain's Log	Score: 6.5
Nominated by:	Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:56, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
For: 13.5	Righto Since VFH is full of crap I decided it would be good to put some real writing up from back in the day. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:56, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. (random crap deleted) Catroaster 19:54, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:56, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. 72.194.69.182 20:33, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. 72.194.69.182 20:33, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Captain's log 71.115.114.219 21:15, 29 September 2008 (UTC) I was for this before. Still am. No flip-floppin' for me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:19, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. Why is there a VFD on it? Dark Ermac 23:47, 29 September 2008 (UTC) That implies that the ship is about to be destroyed, which is why they're abandoning ship. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:52, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. (Retirement's been very kind lately.) --T. (talk) 20:50, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Weak for — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:32, 2 October 2008 (UTC) for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 2 October 2008 (UTC) For. 59.183.169.159 18:24, 3 October 2008 (UTC) For --Zorba 21:32, 4 October 2008 (UTC) For. 72.1.195.8 23:27, 6 October 2008 (UTC) For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:28, Oct 10 For. Brilliant little piece for all the Trekkies. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 02:42, 11 October 2008 (UTC)~ Ayatollah Gurkhmeini 02:42, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Against: 7	Wrongo Sorry, it might be from back in t'day but I did not like it all that much. --Knucmo2 11:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Against. I could write an entire three page essay of what I don't like about this. I saw every little "joke" coming, all the way down to the bit about red-shirts being expendable. Haha. That isn't over done when joking about Star Trek... Also, the two pictures weren't funny. The article itself was too short in my opinion. The templates need to be gotten rid of. They don't add any humo(u)r. Haha. The ship is going down. I get it! Want me to continue? I have more. And I know I'm coming off as an ass. I know I am. I'm sorry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:45, 2 October 2008 (UTC) Against. Dex called it Amy Rose 22:47, 3 October 2008 (UTC) Against. Boring. Uninspired jokes. Pun names used, but they're just throwaways that are barely used once. Cursory attempts at making the article into a Captain's log, which should be in past tense. Lame ending. Quasispace 08:16, 4 October 2008 (UTC) Against per Dex. I'd also like to add, get rid of the Norris, Ballmer, grue, etc., references. This wouldn't be "in-jokey" if it weren't for those things - it would apply to everyone, or at least, everyone who knows what an article is. I was going to abstain until it hit the ending, which is definitely much too in-jokey. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:17 Oct 06, 2008 Against Sorry. CDB. Geoffprickett 07:12, 7 October 2008 (UTC) Against. This kind of meta-article is the last refuge of the uncreative. "Shoot, I have no ideas, but I want to write something! I know - I'll write about how hard it is to write something!" pillow talk 23:17, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Eh, yeah some of the jokes you could see coming, but it was a clever idea in my opinion and it did stick to some kind of style throughout... I suppose it is a bit injokey but other articles like that have been featured recently. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:02, 3 October 2008 (UTC) That article never actually made it to the front page though (seriously it did not). It stood no chance you see... Mr N 23:54, Oct 4 Abstain. Can't make up my mind. Like the idea, got some chuckles, but agree with some of the against points. --UU - natter 12:50, Oct 6