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So I'm pretty new here I guess. I've written some stuff, but I'm not 100% sure how stuff goes on around here. So...yeah that's about it--JackOfSpades (talk) 01:56, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Looks like you know standard protocol round here, so straight on to business: whose sockpuppet are you? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:01, 18 Apr 2009

So yeah...um...hi: A Retrospective

So I'm pretty new here I guess.

The opening sentence provides some context for this work's subtitle, "New Guy". It would seem from this that the narrator is not necessarily a new person (although judging from his ignorance of some of the finer points of grammar, that may be the case) but more of a newcomer to the scene, so to speak. The narrator "guesses" that he is new here, which may be an expression of insecurity, or it may be an ironic statement, possibly intended to fool readers who don't know the narrator that well. A fuller explanation than is offered here of the narrator and his setting is necessary to determine which interpretation is correct.

I've written some stuff,

A very redundant statement, as it was written. This hints again at the possibility that the narrator is indeed an experienced contributor, merely playing the role of a noob. Perhaps a good way to judge whether or not this is correct is to gauge the reaction of his peers, although this approach is complicated by the fact that other contributors may be canny enough to play along with the ruse. Besides, the author of this retrospective doubts "So yeah...um...hi" will have a sequel in the recent future, much like Fisher Price never had a sequel.

but I'm 100% sure how stuff goes on around here.

Here the narrator admits to knowing how his allegedly new setting works. The ruse is over. The narrator is an experienced user merely pretending to be a noob, possibly "for the lulz", as they say.

So...yeah that's about it--JackOfSpades 01:56, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

The narrator, his name revealed to be "JackOfSpades", once again picks up the roleplay even though his cover is blown. In doing so, however, he states that "that's about it", indicating that he has no intention to pursue this gambit any longer. The joke is over; everyone has had their fun, but now it's time to get back to work. This encapsulates a typical day at Uncyclopedia. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

this edit

Constitutes cheating. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:41, Apr 18

And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:02, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

So what? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:05, Apr 18

This is Uncyclopedia. We're the Mirror Mirror version of Wikipedia. In other words, evil. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:07, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

BS. If we were the evil version of wikipedia we would have a goatee. Everyone knows that. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:17, Apr 18

Actually Led, we would look like this. All badass! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:20, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

it's nxwave! ban ban ban! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:47, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Saying his name is a dangerous thing to do. Let's just call him "he who must not be named". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Who, NXWave? Got it. Don't say NXWave. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:45, 18 Apr

O HAI!

Somebody should at least say it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:24, 18 Apr

Say what? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:01, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

It. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:03, 18 Apr

Oh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

HHELLO MY DEARY--CrabPope 19:35, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Praise Jesus!!! And Glenn Beck! There. I said it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:48, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi!!! i'm kind of new too but welcome!! ^^ --- player2- 09:39, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

It's a two drink minimum. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:03, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

And no *hic* maximum. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:02, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Unless you touch the dancers. Then you're outta here! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:45, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Unless OptyC is dancing. You should feel free to touch him whenever you'd like. -Someone who definitely isn't OptyC

Oh, then who are you, sir? We don't like anons 'round here... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:50, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Whooooo are you? Who, Who? Who, who? </bad singing> The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN cheese!! 17:52, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, man, I hate Hotel California. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:33, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I like that the Who sings 'who are you' hahah. The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 22:35, 30 April 2009 (UTC)