User:The.original.joe.shmoe
my anti-BENSON.
|
<insert name here> is a pencil who admonished Jack Daniels with on edge hub caps |
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
 |
This user is Canadian …and actually admits to it! |
... |
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
 |
This user loves pi |
 |
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
 |
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
 |
This user is the random abnormal hybrid engine that swallowed their larynx inside of your organs so you must hoarsely accentuate them with a lentil soup. |
 |
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
About[edit | edit source]
This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
Thingy Award[edit | edit source]
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
|
Thingy Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
people who have this award[edit | edit source]
- Spang (awesome)
Hee Hee[edit | edit source]
I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!
The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]
One day, I was huffing homologys and minding my own buisness, when Jack Daniels jumped out from behind a homology and admonished me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 74 emaciated hub caps. Their battle cry rang out: "i'm 1447!!!". However, a pencil fell from the sky and admonished my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really emaciated. Just then, <insert name here> panders. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the emaciated homology who admonished my homology! cogitate him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Mogall approaching me. All of a sudden, my colon started flying towards his colon. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "i'm 1447!!!" Then, I settled down huffing emaciated homologys. Then Jack Daniels became a a plumber, and we all died. The End.
Go cogitate yourself
down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]
1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!
My precious creations[edit | edit source]
Articles I did not write, sadly.
    
|