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Kinda just a "randumb" question, but at Order of Uncyclopedia (here), it says that "The Order is limited to 20 Knights and Dames Grand Cross, 20 Knights and Dames Commander, and 200 Commanders. There are no limits on the total number of members of the fourth and fifth classes, but no more than 200 Officers and 300 Members may be appointed per year. Appointments are made on the advice of the Uncyclopedia:Village Dump and Users. By convention, Admins are created Officers after appointment." What does that mean? Does anybody care about this obscure rule? ...I wonder why I was looking at that page anyway...   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [4:36]>

It's a clear cut, unalterable rule on a page that no one can edit. Writ in stone, it is. We ignore it. It is quite popular, though. Even Wikipedia stole it. The British Empire, too. Bastards! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, that's right! What's more, at this page, it says a cabbage can kill you just by looking at you funny. What up with that, it's not true at all! Spang talk 11:15, 14 May 2008

Meh.   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [14:25]>

I'll take an Order of Uncyc, and a sideplate of fries. To go. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

For awhile I thought I had an Odor of Uncyc, but I bathed and it went away. ----OEJ 00:01, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Eau de'Uncyc smells like ham. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
But it tastes like octopus. . .  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 01:52, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
What?! Another user returns?! Or am I being too hopeful?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:56 May 16, 2008
*screams* It's Tooltroll! He made that song! *screams again* *faints* - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:57, May 16
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We love you, tooltroll! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

>snif!< I'd like to thank the academy; my manager, Artie Fufkin; Cthulhu, of course; and the bit of swiss cheese I ate last night. It, too, shall pass. The rumours of my return are only slightly exaggerated, I anticipate some silly free time over the summer. . .  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 02:21, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

You can't schedule silly free time. Silly free time has to pick its own time to be free, silly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Pardon me. I meant silly free time. Now that I've got this project sailing along semi-smoothly, I have some stupid song ideas I'd like to work on. And they're just too stupid for said project, so I'll just have to do them here, won't I? Hmmm?!? WON'T I?!?!?  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 02:55, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Allez nous! Very nice to see you back. I have an interest in Bobblehead Jesus, from a sort of non-culinary point of view. I tried to record a song about Jeebus once and it came out very badly; however, it made certain of my mates all eager to do a Jeebus CD. Please email: jack.oneeyed@gmail.com if you want to discuss possibilities. ----OEJ 17:37, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Where do I fit in in the Order of Uncyclopedia? Alien Hunter 21:52, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
In the MUN category. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:07, May 16
What is that? Alien Hunter 22:09, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I was the legendary Sexy Admins IP. That has to count for something? I had came here as that, and now I'm here AS a Uncyclopedian, because of these cool, sexy Admins. Thanx guys and gals. Alien Hunter 22:13, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Can someone place the Catagory:Sexy Admins IP catagory on MY userpage? Thanx. Alien Hunter 22:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I did exactly what you asked. Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
I was referring to the catagory containing all references to Sexy Admins IP in the forums here. Alien Hunter 23:41, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
This may help: Catagory: I heard that the forums made by the Cool and Sexy Admin IP are funny?. That is what I'm referring to here. Alien Hunter 23:48, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Can this be linked to all of the forums that have the "Sexy Admins IP" catagory. I dug up that above, but cannot get it to link to all of the above forums and the above catagory at all. Alien Hunter 00:03, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You are too needy. Chill the fock out. Settle in. Improve some existing pages. Write some of your own. Learn to 'chop. Relax. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:52, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You want to chill the fock out already?! I just got through thawing it out. Oh, it's not going to be happy about this. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:20, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Uncyc is like all politics, you never get something unless you lobby for it, and you only get it if you do not deserve it. The only difference here is that a sex scandal gets you promoted. --Vosnul 11:05, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

So that's why no one here ever gets a promotion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, I wouldn't say no one...... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:44, May 17