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My mom says "God damn you, you peice of shit." And then she hits me. True or False?

Word Association!

Trolls. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Juice. --The Zombiebaron 18:32, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Drink. —Braydie at 18:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Water -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:35, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Beer. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:40, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Brew --The Zombiebaron 18:41, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Tea -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:50, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Coffee. —Braydie at 18:57, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Beans. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:59, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Toast. —Braydie at 18:59, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Butter. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:01, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Spread. --The Zombiebaron 19:01, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Knife. —Braydie at 19:02, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Stab. --The Zombiebaron 19:03, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Die --Anyone 19:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Zombie -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:43, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Huh? -- Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 19:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Brain. —Braydie at 19:45, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Me -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:45, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
You. —Braydie at 19:46, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Them. --Anyone 19:46, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
People --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Animals —Braydie at 20:12, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Monkeys! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:20, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Antidisestablishmentarianism --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 20:45, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Hippies -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:47, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Weed. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:55, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Crack --Missingno... 21:40, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Whore --General Insineratehymn 21:46, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Bush --goshzillacorrespondence 22:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Tree -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Really Big Tree --General Insineratehymn 23:50, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Kitten Huffing --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:55, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Meme -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Beaker --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:47, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Bunsen--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:02, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Fire. --The Zombiebaron 01:32, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Vegetable --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:36, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Terri Schiavo -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:43, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
tube --Composure1 01:46, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
London Underground -- Paw print.jpg 01:47, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
evil--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Interpol -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:51, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Crap --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 04:05, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Cross--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:14, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Antidisestablishmentarianism --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:21, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Poppins.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 04:32, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
dickvandyke --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:38, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Marytylermoore --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:49, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Piano --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 04:52, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Forte --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Knoxe, that can't be right.. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Gold. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sunshine -- Paw print.jpg 11:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Summer--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:24, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Loving -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:26, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Buggery --Sir Jam 14:14, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Australia --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 14:37, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Jellyfish -- Paw print.jpg 14:41, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sting -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:43, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Police -- Spang talk 14:58, 31 Jan 2007
Brutality --Sir Jam 15:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Banning -- Paw print.jpg 15:40, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Bernard --Sir Jam 15:49, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Hopkins --Anyone 16:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Tompkins -- Paw print.jpg 16:15, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Bastard. :DBraydie at 16:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sex! --Sir Jam 16:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Freud --Sir Jam 16:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Mother --Sir Jam 16:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sex! --Sir Jam 16:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
PENISPENISPENIS --Anyone 16:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sex! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:29, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Blindness! -- Paw print.jpg 23:50, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Lies -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:50, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Everything nice we ever said about Squiggles. --The Zombiebaron 23:53, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
God of Bullshit. goshzillacorrespondence 23:57, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Hero worship -- Paw print.jpg 00:29, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Fanboys --Thinking cap small.png»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:53, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Batfan (from some obscure Batman comic, forget which one) --The Zombiebaron 00:55, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Adam West --Missingno... 02:22, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Tompkins —rc (t) 02:23, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Leonardo --The Zombiebaron 02:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Raphael --The Zombiebaron 02:31, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Michelangelo --The Zombiebaron 02:31, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Donatello --The Zombiebaron 02:32, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Coach --goshzillacorrespondence 02:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Gym Class --The Zombiebaron 03:02, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Euroball --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:30, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Euroipods -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:39, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
The Cramps!!! -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 05:44, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
That -- Paw print.jpg 11:04, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Powershot --Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:44, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
12 year olds invading the internet -- Paw print.jpg 13:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Me (plus one year) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:31, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Twice Squiggle's age minus one --Composure1 16:23, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Powershot --Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:48, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Douchecannon. H.16:56 UTC, 02.1.2007
Slashies --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:56, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
He Who Must Not Be Named -- Paw print.jpg 20:10, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia is the worst --Missingno... 22:02, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
More Lies -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:42, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Fnord --Thinking cap small.png»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:25, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Not the Cabal --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:42, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
1984 -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Jump --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 07:50, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Johnny Depp --Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO!30px-Sucrose_b.gif 08:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Gene Wilder --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 08:33, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Willy Wonka --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:10, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Wankel --Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO!30px-Sucrose_b.gif 10:12, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Stuff                Smiddle              10:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Trolls. Winner!! —Braydie at 13:33, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory for to take I freakin rule out back and put the boots to him for making what, by any rational standard, is undoubtedly a weak forum topic

Score: -0
  • For, I'm shining up my shitkickers as we speak. Steel-toed, for safety.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:46, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, This topic opened my mind, (Dawg!) the question I Freakin' Rule states is something we can all ask ourselves. Albeit a cliche in today's society, I contest to anyone who dismisses this as a commonplace statement to actually think deeper and see if they truly have a way to answer, and then compare it to the responses of others to see just how "mundane" such a question is. Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:37, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Obligatory vote to take Mr. Briggs Inc. out back and put the boots to him for digging up ancient, overused jokes

Score: +5

Obligatory vote to take Flyingfeline out back and put the boots to him her for digging up ancient, overused jokes

Score: +1
Him? Where? -- Paw print.jpg 22:53, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
I meant it in a gender-neutral-you-can't-tell-over-the-interwebs-and-'it'-wouldn't-really-make-sense-and-besides-girls-on-the-internets-are-urban-legends-like-the-Loch-Ness-Monster-or-Duke-Nukem-Forever sort of sense. --Missingno... 23:11, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory vote to take Everyone out back and shoot them for ruining word association

Score: 0

Braydie at 22:55, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory vote to take Kjhf out back and put the boots to him for digging up ancient, overused jokes

Score: 1 boot