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Upon discovering the word kitten links to my userpage on our Thailand article I propose that the word kitten always links to my userpage from now on. In fact I propose it is a bannable offence to not do so. After my inevitable victory in this vote I will declare this a beginning to Uncyclopedia's cold and dark age of the kitten. So let us commence this very important vote. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 16:13, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

Yea

Score: 8

1. What a purrr-fect exercise in vanity. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 10:51, Dec. 4, 2014
2. If you insist. I shotgun any mentions of 10 inch dongs. --Nikau (talk) 16:17, 4 December 2014 (UTC)
3. Kittens Kitten - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 17:44, 4 December 2014 (UTC)
4. ok Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:02, 4 December, 2014 (UTC)
5. also pony and Michael McLean should always link to my userpage User:Mormon Luigi/sig 05:54, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
6. Yes. Yeah. Totally. Totes. Whatever. Lord Scofield Stark 15:17, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
7.  For. I love pussy - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:38, Friday 12 December 2014 -
8.  For. BlueberryBird (talk) 02:19, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Banzai, is voting for a motion you propesed yourself not cheating? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP (Chatter) 19:54, 9 December 2014 (UTC)

As your all powerful kitten lord I can do whatever I want and don't need to justify it! mwahahahaha. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 17:45, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

Nay

Score: 6

1. Someday I'll write a kitten article just in spite of you. That's right bitch. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 16:27, 4 December 2014 (UTC)
2. Every word, "kittens" included should link to my userpage. I thought that rule was obvious enough, but I guess there will always be people who won't get it. Anton (talk) 17:25, 4 December 2014 (UTC)
3. Nah, kittens are terrible, always up to something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:26, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
4. This proposal is racist to dogs. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:50, 10 December 2014 (UTC)
5. Strong Against No. -- The Zombiebaron 20:20, 10 December 2014 (UTC)
6.  Against. Because nobody ever links Xamralco to my page when they use it in an article. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:08, 12 December 2014 (UTC)

Neigh

Score: ∞

1. 

    ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 18 '14 9:13 (UTC)

   Why would you oppose me in this? Together as beever and kitten we would be unstoppable. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 11:17, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

Result

In a landslide 8 to 6 victory the proposed motion has passed and this rule will now be in full force. The age of the kitten has dawned. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 11:19, 12 December 2014 (UTC)

Order to wipe any trace of Banzaikitten's presence off the website (especially references to kittens)

Score: 2

• For --ShabiDOO 06:56, 18 December 2014 (UTC)
• He can stay but the kittens (see what I didn't do here?) have to go. It's time to take back Uncyclopedia for the Uncyclopedians! His tyranny has made this once great site tumble downhill. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:25, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

Without kittens, what will we huff? - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 20:30, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

Huffington Post. For trying to steal our tradition and for using it in their name. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:32, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

• You have ruined our great name. Fuck you Banzaikitten. Kittens (Meow) 23:16, 18 December 2014 (UTC)