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Just like the title said. How do u feature an article?

You have to be me Savethemooses. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:58, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Fixed. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:38, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Seriously. How?

Well first, you travel back in time. Then join uncyclopedia with the username Thekillerfroggy. Then do some stuff, and hey presto! You're Thekillerfroggy. If you can't do that, you could always be me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:12, 23 Dec 2007

Actually, both of them are wrong. You need to submit it on VFH then let people vote on it. If it gets enough votes and meets a few other conditions, it might get featured. Also, FU Spang and remember to sign comments with four tildes (~~~~)--Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:15, Dec. 23, 2007

Pish-posh! Leave it to Starnestommy to be helpful. Bah, fizz-whistle! Where's my brandy? Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 02:30, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you're all wrong. Only I am right. About everything. 1+1 = Window --Nytrospawn 02:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

My favourite fish is trout. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:13, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

I like chocolate ice cream. With sprinkles, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:24, Dec 23

If your article is a one that you created. Then you have to run it through Pee Review before nominating it for VFH, if it's someone else's work you're tring to feature then go to VFH. Either that or become Rcmurphy. --NXWave 06:39, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to them. It is very simple. You need a miracle. Pieface 13:33, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

1. Go here. Get your article reviewed.
2. Go here if you get a good score. If you don't, then edit it.
3. Wait for your article to die.
4. Weep incessantly.
5. Write another article.
6. Repeat.

Welcome to my world. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:23 23 Dec, 2007)

Or you can always try the Chinchilla Method:

1. Write an article every few months.
2. Watch it get featured.

--EMC ^[TALK] 22:25, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

You dick. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:52 23 Dec, 2007)

Or you could try the Moduoperandi method:

1. Be adorable
2. See step 1.

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

I personally like my method:

1. Do nothing.
2. .

Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 20:42, 24 December 2007 (UTC)