User talk:Uncreative Username

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Question

May I ask why you made a personal attack against me in your revert of my quoticide? --General Insineratehymn 01:04, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Another question

Why did you revert my revert of your edit on George W. Bush? There was a reason I took the picture off, you know. The page is supposed to make Bush look glorified and heroic. That "ORLY" picture is meme-y, and doesn't really go with the aforementioned theme. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Nov 28

Don't add that crap image to Oscar again

That is all.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:58, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Pictures

Adding multiple pictures to articles does not neccesarily makes them funnier. If you do add pictures - don't slap them all over the place, try to put them in a way that doesn't distorts the article's formatting - like you did with Jews. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCOCK? 15:32, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

And here I was thinking that Sycamore was too harsh with you. Oh well. When you come back from your vacation you better start responding to messages left on your talk page and think twice before you act. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCOCK? 16:01, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Unbanning you, but...

rebanning you for 5 days. Don't add massive amounts of only partly relevant images to templates, especially ones like Error that already have a fairly diverse library. Also, don't upload that many images without stating your purpose. Btw, this counts as an UN:OFFICE Warning. I suggest devoting your time to more productive endeavors for now. If we catch you doing something of this nature again, the permaban will stand.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 21:35, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Addendum

The fact that you had a few prior bans, I saw no response on the talk page, your namespace is a pic of a sockpuppet, you fiddled with a lot of uploads with ambiguous naming, and messed around in templatespace makes me suspicious even now. I will not be reducing the 5 day ban since it makes the point that you should put some thought into how your edits and actions appear to the admins, and acts as an important bookmark to other admins about this incident.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 21:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Mirror Site

What is it exactly for, except being an exact copy of the main page? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCOCK? 22:24, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Next time

When you have an issue with another user, you talk to an admin BEFORE spreading fuck yous around, and let us decide on the version. My patience is running extremely thin with you. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCOCK? 21:06, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Images

You say I have NO RIGHT to censor your images, however if I think these images are of a highly offensive nature I have SOME RIGHTS as to prevent traumatic experiences suffered by me and other people. If it has some satiric use does not necessarily imply that it should be used on Uncyclopedia. Parody is not the ultimate goal in life, it is not the highest good, thus parody is not a goal that justifies all means. That's the general reason shock images are disallowed on Uncyclopedia, cause the goal doesn't justify traumatizing people, just as little as it justifies killing them for that matter. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 08:02, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Images are allowed if they're funny; they aren't if they're not. Stop trying to be the morality police, that's Fox News's job. For the record, though, the two images I actually saw weren't really funny, unless seeing several penises at once is what makes you cackle. That said, don't just reupload them censored. Post them on QVFD (or VFD, whichever makes more sense to you), dial up an admin on their talk page and show them a few links, or go straight to the uploader, don't just have a pointless edit war. I sincerely hope I won't have to talk to either of you about this again. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:33, Dec 23

Tezuka

Wow, buddy, looks like you're already on thin ice around here. You can keep fighting me about the Osamu Tezuka page all you want to, I really don't care. It doesn't look like you're gonna be around long unless you shape up anyway. --Geoffsebesta 09:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

What the hell?

If this was an attempt to be funny, chalk it up as a failure. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:10, 24 December 2008 (UTC)