User talk:TobyMobias

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The Balloon welcomes you!
Hello, TobyMobias, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, goddammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Lastly, and most importantly, have fun with it! As a comedy wiki, that's kinda what Uncyc is for. Enjoy yourself, and remember to never take anything anyone here says too seriously. We have serious moments, but generally we stay pretty laid back. Also, I'm not a bot. Just 'cause you saw a similar message on a bunch of other users' pages doesn't mean I didn't have to copy and paste this one onto yours with my own meatsack of a finger. Anyways, welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:13, Jul 20

ICU[edit source]

Hey, just so ya know, {{ICU}} is only for pages less than a week old. Older pages can be tagged stuff like {{fix}} or {{Ugly}}, or sent to VFD if they're really bad. If you wanna help out with ICUing things, Special:Newpages is a great place to start. Anyways, happy editing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:47, Jul 28

ICU 2: Electric Boogaloo[edit source]

Your article, Nannerpuss, has been moved to your userspace at User:TobyMobias/Nannerpuss, due to an expired ICU tag. You can work on it there all you like until it's ready to go back into the Why? namespace again. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 03:20, 3 April 2009 (UTC)