User talk:The Pondermatic

--So, how'd I do?==

Is the blurb on my user page funny, or do I need work?

Well you did pretty dismal. Several offences that could result in a ban, stupidity, unfunnyness. Yes, you had a lousy start, but don't worry. I think I'll adopt you in the Adopt a noob program we have here. You'd of course have to accept that proposition and I of course would have to sign up for the program as an adopter myself, But these are trivialities. Just imagine what fun we could have together, Master and noob!. I could teach you on how the world is, in fact, not 10000 years old and that we did evolve from an ape like ancestor. We could joyfully talk for hours and hours how damage inflicted by swearing is so much less worst then the horrific terror and mental handicaps that religion lay upon gullible people. I can see it now. You , me , happy together debating together. what you say ?.--Vosnul 16:38, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

... No, thanks. =P

And, no, Intelligent Design is --not-- a prettified Creationism. That's final. *ducks gigantic bricks* The Pondermatic 00:21, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Ow ,well sorry, but I already did. And nothing is changing this because my religion states that once adoption is irreversible bond between adopter and adoptee. But see, here we are having the exact fun I predicted we would have. And I am happy to say that you are, in fact, correct on the topic that ID is not Creationism. You see whereas Creationism originates of ignorance, misunderstanding of science or even science agnosticism Intelligent design is the purpose driven intentional misuse/rape of Science, fact, logic and tolerance the world shows for frivolous dogma's( which should stop for us to survive ). But now that we have cleared that out of the way let me show some proper mentor-ship. Why don't you write an article between Creationism and ID. Take whatever stance you feel is appropriate and write true, I have this gut feeling this could be the funniest essay ever on the subject, Now go and write my reality challenged friend. -- Vosnul 10:02, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

What have you got against swearing?

people swear in life.

FACT.

that's all--FREDD 03:52, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Swearing is a strong indication of rudeness and immaturity.

FACT

That's all. :P The Pondermatic 04:08, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

FACT?? are you trying to tell me you have never sworn?

Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SWEARING ALREADY???? IT WILL NEVER STOP. NOBODY WILL CENSOR IT. Got it? Good. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

There's no need to be rude. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:33, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

"I will tolerate all jokes except religious and sexual jokes, and cussing." I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but 99.9% of the jokes are like the ones you just described. A family-friendly version of the website would look like this. I'm probably right when I say that most, if not all of the people who read this site are high school students and adults who hear stuff like this all the time anyway. This website is absolutely full of profanity, and it's probably not gonna be changed. --THE 11:54, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

/*Cries* The Pondermatic 00:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

/*Cackles victoriously and starts cussing at the computer with delight* --THE 15:36, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey Wigga!

Hello, The Pondermatic, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Second time an admin/mod put this on my page... XD Ah well. There are worse things. (Looks at, of course, cussing. =P)The Pondermatic 00:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

== Hey Just to let you know, that while swearing is allowed on Uncyclopedia, the behaviour of some of the users above is not. You're likely to be very unsuccessful if you try to censor Uncyclopedia, but if anyone trolls you like some have done here, let me know and I'll deal with them accordingly. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:03, 26 May 2007

I am a bit of a newb yet... How exactly do I know when someone's crossed the line? Exactly how far can I expect to get with my crusade against cussing?

As I see it, when someone takes to attacking my character, they're trolling/flaming and I should ignore them, and although I can take out random profanity, I shouldn't expect to be able to take away cussing that serves a purpose (ha) and certainly not look foward to any new rules against cursing. The Pondermatic 00:17, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

That's pretty much it, to be honest. People legitimately debating your point are just arguing their case, but people coming to your talk page leaving profanity hoping to get a reaction are just trolling. The latter you ignore!

The example you gave in the forum topic, I would even take out myself, given the choice. But there are several places where the profanity serves a purpose, and adds to the humour. Just think to yourself, "If I remove this profanity, am I improving the article, or just removing the profanity?", and you should be fine. And I think most people here would agree that they are not the same thing!

But (getting to my original point), if you feel someone is coming to you just to troll you, or just to get a reaction from you, and not to make a constructive point, just leave a message on my talk page or something and I'll check it out and deal with it for you. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:01, 27 May 2007

sorry about that

my retarded friend left a hole lot of profanity in my name. i didn't know he did that . he's an idiot. But i still think that trying to censor all the cussing in uncyclopedia is ridiculas. but iv gotta say. you did a good job of making a name for yourself. post one contreversial comment on village dump, now everyone on uncyclopedia knows who you are.--FREDD 05:12, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Would you anti-swearing campaign include...

this? You'll notice few if any actual swears on that page, just a lot of implied ones. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 12:46, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

On your recommendation, I have now listed Russian Reversal Warfare on VFD. Thanks for bringing it to our attention! --L 03:46, 30 May 2007 (UTC)