User talk:The Dit

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thanks

Thanks for the help on the Creationship veiws of Australia. Good job.

F@H

This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.

And have a userbox. 07:48, 19 May 2007 19:48, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Timmy

Sorry about the banner, when I looked on the page, every word appeared as nonsense, which when I later looked, had chanegd. Whether this was my computer or me, I don't know, but the article seems to be fine now! :D

Urmu - 14:44, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh that. Yes, that's meant to appear half the time you reload the page as a self-reference to the way South Park's Timmy speaks. It's my little addition after a dilemma for the decision on whether it should be self-reference or encyclopedia-like, so now it's both. Maybe I should add a note on the page to warn other users of that. --The Dit 14:18, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

With Thanks

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Thanks for the input you made on Film Noir. I was a bit rushed getting it on here, so there were bits that needed a gander. Thank you for that Don alun 16:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

With More Thanks

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 11:55, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:36, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I think my brain has a hole in it...

The poster needs help in his article T9. You can screw him up afterwards. -- Pangusto 22:55, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Feature Hard to read

Hey Dit, I made that page. If you want to nominate it go for it! It's worth a shot, anyway. Tell me what you think, since you suggested it... --  Le Cejak • <-> 18:09, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

We have another vote on the talk page if you're still not convinced to put it on VFH. --  Le Cejak • <-> 19:46, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

About Uncyc Horoscopes

This is random, but I wanted to say thanks for doing them--I haven't had time, and I had wanted to start them going again...so, yay. Would you like to work together on them or something, or like...do every other week, or just whoever gets there first? I've got a set started from a while ago, but I haven't a clue where it is :/ otherwise, you keep writing them, and I'll eventually get there before you ^_^ oh dear, this is pointless and rather disconcerting.... The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:22, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Righto, sounds good. I'll get those started then! Yes, these take a surprisingly long time to do! Ah, now the room is loud, I'ma jet. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:22, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Horoscopes

Foul - dirty trick using the American week to nab this week. But I guess I'm the idiot thinking I had to wait until Monday.

Nice job, though - a lot of your entries have a Jack Handy feel to them. I like them a lot.

Now, niceties aside, can I have next week? Cause I got a million of them (in case you were missing it, whch people sometimes do, I did last week's horoscopes). Or do I just have to kill you in your sleep?

The UnNews front page blurb needs to be updated - do you want to pick one and do it yourself? I personally like Aries for the front.

Also, I have an idea for a longer paragraph entry at the top for "Your birthday this week".

--TPLN 18:12, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

On typos and such

You can move the article into its new name with the move tag and just list the redirect that will be created automatically in QVFD. Will save you the trouble of copy-pasting. ~ 12:15, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

I swear, I never saw that move tab in my life! O_O --The Dit 12:21, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

I think it appears after 3 or 4 days of editing or something. ;) MrN 12:22, Mar 28

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years, 6 months and 7 days.

TZOD

Since i can't be bothered to independently investigate, do these stories have anything to to with anything, and if so, may I have a hint? TZOD indeed. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:41, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure. It's Earth Hour around the world. People turn off their lights to move political figures on climate change policy, but there's been talks that the darkness may be a convenient environment for theivery. TZOD refers to my original article from last year. Hope that helps. :) --The Dit 12:50, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I geddit now. Ugh, I'm not dense because I'm an american, I'm just dense. Funny, thanks for the contribution. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)