User talk:TheJumpman01
A frienly notice on pee review[edit source]
Hello, your contribution to pee review with the Boris Yeltsin is greatly appreciated. However, it'll be wise to make a notice on a pee review to let people know that you’re doing the review, so that people will know and won't claim it while you’re doing it and avoiding frustration. As for the review itself, it’s kind of short, but I think it’s pretty good, but that’s up to ChiefJusticeDS to tell whether it’s in-depth or not. Again, thanks for your contributions to pee review. Cheers!--
Director
WILL
YOU 333 19:26, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Chief didnt' think it was in-depth, and said to read the guidelines, see here Not everybody's first review is good, so don't be discouraged. If you need help you can ask me or Chief.--
Director
WILL
YOU 333 22:20, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Adoption[edit source]
Great! OK, just put {{Adoptee|HELPME}} to replace the {{Adoptme}} box. If you have any questions, put them on my talk page. I'll try to help you in every way I can.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:18, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Actually, I just did that for you.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:09, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Mercy move[edit source]
I've moved your UnNews article here because it's not very good. For ideas on how to make your stuff betterer and more funnier, read my welcoming drivel below. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 10:37, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Adoption status[edit source]
Since I haven't seen you since I adopted you, I'm going to have to drop you. Sorry. But, you can just ask to be re-adopted whenever you come back, and I'll be happy to.-- On Wednesday, 04:43, June 23 2010 UTC