User talk:Snake7
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Article[edit source]
Alright this is whats goin down. I will go through your article and make changes as needed. I am going to copy and paste it down onto my User Page and you can see it under what I am working on. I will make sure everyone knows its still an original of yours and I am just adding stuff. If you have any questions just ask on my talk page. Let's make this thing work! --Tagstit 05:09, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Gave it one quick run through and made changes I thought it could use. Take a look at it on my User page and tell me what you think, I am not done but I did do alot too it.--Tagstit 06:38, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
I have been watching your page and stuff and the new article you have written has a really good topic. I think if you do this right you could have your first VFH! Good luck bud!--Tagstit 01:08, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I have done about as much as I can think of doing to your article. I still think there is something missing, but I have thought about it and can't figure out what it is. It may be just me being stupid and its VFH quality, but I don't feel it yet. Then again I didn't feel it with my Scary Movie but that worked out. Your call, maybe a Pee review and we are all set!--Tagstit 04:21, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Review[edit source]
Hey it has been reviewed. We should do a bit of patchwork and send it into VFH when your ready. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:28, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
How many snakes are there?[edit source]
There are 7. Yes there are. - [19:49 4 February 2009]
- Your a freaking moron its not seven snakes! Its the seventh snake in a series. Like, its not 7Snakes, in which case you would be correct, it is Snake7. So there is a Snake1 and a Snake2 and so on...jeezus you can be so fucking frustrating Yettie ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:37, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- So if there is Snake1, Snake2, Snake3, Snake4, Snake5, Snake6, Snake7 I count seven snakes. I'm not sure about you, but that's what I see? Jeesus you can be so fucking frustrating Tagstit. - [07:48 5 February 2009]
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. There's a Serpent 8 and a Reptile9, and so on.--Snake7 01:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)Snake7
- Yes, I completely understand and I am sorry for this very frustrating inconvienience. It is just Yettie here you see, he is what we in the medical field would call...retarded. I am sorry he found your page. Btw go ahead and make a few changes then we can go and nominate our article whenever your ready! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:49, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- What do I want? Sex! When do I want it? Now! What do I want? Sex? When do I want it? Now! - [11:05 7 February 2009]
- Yes, I completely understand and I am sorry for this very frustrating inconvienience. It is just Yettie here you see, he is what we in the medical field would call...retarded. I am sorry he found your page. Btw go ahead and make a few changes then we can go and nominate our article whenever your ready! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:49, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- It's not the first time Yettie got it wrong, neither is it the first time he has inspired others to get it wrong. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:09, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Yettie, get out of here. Your kind is not welcome.--Snake7 15:36, 7 February 2009 (UTC)Snake7
Drive-Thru[edit source]
Hey, just finished looking through your newest article up there and can't help but spew my useless advice wherever I go. But I think what would be a VERY good idea for this, is to make it an Unscripts article called Unscripts: Drivethru or Unscripts: Typical Drivethru. Just a suggestion. You could make scenes and stuff and really make it a unique and funny article. Just a suggestion and I won't beat you if you don't use it...well I won't beat you too bad. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 05:21, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
- Someone said rape? - [16:47 11 February 2009]
- Also this, in case one person stalking your article isn't creepy enough. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
FEATURE![edit source]
CONGRATZ! We got ourselves a feature! I will put the little template on your page and you can do with you please as it. Good work bud! Nice working with ya ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:06, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah! Now I have that warm, fuzzy feeling on the inside. We did it!--Snake7 20:54, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Mhm, now go make another one. Or do you want to do another collaboration? I got some ideas...~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:56, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, why not? So, what do you have in mind?--Snake7 01:17, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Well, what I am currently writing is always up and available to look at and if your interested in helping that is always good. But one I was thinking about for another collaboration is Eye Candy, but not as a hot girl, but as drops that your eye enjoys. I am still in the developing concept stage of that article and if your interested just let me know. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:49, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, why not? So, what do you have in mind?--Snake7 01:17, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Mhm, now go make another one. Or do you want to do another collaboration? I got some ideas...~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:56, 14 February 2009 (UTC)