User talk:Sloublues

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Thanks!

Thanks for your vote on the Chicago Seven page, I'm glad you liked it. Ya, the national guard has its own version of upside-the-head to handle hippies who dare to walk in parks. You seem to be around more lately, nice. What page are you working on the most? And do you play on recent changes? It's a good way to see what people are doing and where they gather like squirrels. Thanks again! Aleister 23:23 14-6-'11

You're welcome. Right now I'm mostly working on a page about Ray Stevens. I do look at Recent Changes, but I don't join in on those pages much. --Sloublues 12:52, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

thanks

...for helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:30, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

The Herod's Temple Jump

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers." Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--    15:31, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Another Template!

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Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out Thanks for the vote on College DJ! --    13:54, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

SpongeBob SquarePants

You voted for SpongeBob SquarePants on VFH, which was featured!

As a reward, please accept this lovely template, complete with ice cream and a rectangular prism.

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Thanks for the vote! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:01, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

La Bomba

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Wow, you're getting quite the collection of my templates! Thanks!--    18:37, November 14, 2011 (UTC)