User talk:Singzulu
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Mattsnow 07:56, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
Manmohan Singh[edit source]
That is a good start! But it is not a complete article, and you should put {{Construction}} on it or move it to User:Singzulu/Manmohan Singh while you work. Needs photos and more details. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 15:12 14-Jun-12
Coming along nicely! But the boyfriend of Sonia Gandhi? Look, it's red! We have no article on Sonia Gandhi! Can you do something about this??? Spıke ¬ 15:49 14-Jun-12
Welcome back! Unfortunately, the article on Sonia Gandhi was not protected and its {{ICU}} clock expired. You can appeal to an Administrator to restore it to your user area. Spıke ¬ 16:28 23-Jun-12
User:Singzulu/Sonia Gandhi[edit source]
Sonia Gandhi article is now at this new address. Once it is improved, it will be put back into main space. I will do the same for Manmohan Singh, --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:15, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
- I will leave Manmohan Singh where it is, seems ok enough to stay where it is. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:27, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
Hanuman[edit source]
Hello. On your recent changes to this, the humor will fail on this website unless you spell it out more clearly to readers who don't know the nuances of the Hindu religion. Spıke ¬ 21:09 4-Aug-12
PS--I have now goosed this article a little. But it needs a lot more. For starters, what in hell is a whahner, and how is the reader supposed to know it? Spıke ¬ 00:03 11-Aug-12
PPS--I've worked on this some more and have moved it to mainspace, under the name shown above. Spıke ¬ 21:57 11-Aug-12