User talk:Sgeo
Welcome![edit source]
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04:26, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
Atheism[edit source]
Please can you not revert that brand new image on the Atheism page! Weri long wang 00:39, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
- That was a fast reply! Ok then, no big deal, it's just I spent a while making that. The other ones seem cheap and tacky now. Weri long wang 00:41, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Hai thar[edit source]
Good work solider. AlexJohnc3 Complain F@H Fx2 21:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
My Userpage[edit source]
Thanks for fixing the vandalism to my page. Do you know of any ways to protect my page?-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 04:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
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UnNews:Nice man saves people from certain death[edit source]
I've saved your attempted article here because it's unacceptable as is. So, it's here if you care to fix it. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)