User talk:Riker
Hello, Riker, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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You Fail[edit source]
So... You insult the rest of Uncyclopedia(after coming here, making an account, and trolling, mind you), and think that we won't mock you? You obviously haven't seen what we do to other trolls like you. Prepare to be mocked by the community. If you have the balls to reply, post something on my talk page. And don't give me any of that "Say that to my face!" crap, because you know that none of us can do that. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:40, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Wow, you really are a wuss if you can't take criticism. If you want to leave, then GTFO already. I'm not stopping until you give me a reply and/or actually leave. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss
UncyclopedianMeganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:01, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
Fine then...[edit source]
You want to leave so badly? You're on Ban Patrol, and when the admins ban you, you'll be gone for good. Good riddance, you pathetic bastard. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:06, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
- Amen, bro! Amen.--If you're 555 then I'm 03:42, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
talk/forum/other discussion pages[edit source]
Please never revert anything on a discussion page unless its clear vandalism. --Mn-z 23:07, December 25, 2010 (UTC)