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BENSON HAS A PROPOSAL. WE START AN ARTICLE TITLED "BENSON VS. POWERSHOT" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. THE ARTICLE IS THEN USED AS A TALK PAGE WHERE

BENSON THE GREAT

AND POWERSHOT (OR SHOULD I SAY "powerSNOT"!!) FIGHT IT OUT, SIMILAR BUT BETTER THAN THE BENSON VS. COL. SWORDSMAN FORUM PAGE. PEOPLE WILL COME FROM ALL AROUND TO READ THE ARTICLE AND WITNESS BENSON THRASH POWERSHOT OVER THE INTERNET USING HARMFUL TYPED INSULTS. HOW BOUT IT, INTERNET? IF NOT, THEN A FORUM PAGE WILL DO. Benson 22:48, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

FOR! --General Insineratehymn 23:33, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

STRONGEST POSSIBLE FOR IMAGINEABLE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:20, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

BENSON vs. 'powershot': the RP battle

Though I am just now learning the nerdy art of forum RPing, I hope to referee, along hopefully with one rational admin this fight. Normal RP rules, no double-posting except to fix something, me and said admin (first come first serve) are referee. No editing others posts! Godmodding allowed but only if both parties do it. No bans on either member and anything below the next line is theirs to mess up. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:55, 24 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

I'll assist the reffing. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:08, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Excellent, excellent, now if there are any of him that haven't been banned yet we will see what is more powerful, backslash or caps-lock... Mr. Briggs Inc. 01:10, 24 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

It's going to be capslock. Backslash was what Anonymous Slashy used, and it didn't work for him very well. --General Insineratehymn 01:17, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Benson HP + ∞ BENSON WINS!
Powershot HP + 12,500,000 forfeited the duel

First of all i would just like to say that its great to see that benson himself has finally decided to stop letting his impotent fucking followers talk for him. You sound pretty confident in your abilities, but I got news for you. You are going to be torn to pieces just like everyone else who stands in the way of Powershot, because thats what happens when you interupt the Shark Bite man. Pretty soon you are going to be hanging upside down with a fork in your ass for all of uncyclopedia to see. You can put your money on that. Secondly we no longer have time to deal with that asshole benson and his followers. He will eventually fall regardless of what we do. So to make this quick I will pull out my machine gun and shoot Insineratehymn, OsirisX, Savethemooses, NintenoRULZ, and benson himself all directly in the brain. This will take off 120,000,000 hp, which is enough to kill you 6 times over. Ironically this is the amount of times that POWERSHOT is capable of killing the entire population of the earth over. Fuck you bitches, this game is over. -Azazer, Spurandthedeb, Pope Tyrone the IV, and Sixus the Sixth.

Incidently, my banhammer has an insta-kill effect. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:42, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

This simply proves that the Powershot dude is a complete jackass. --General Insineratehymn 01:46, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

And considering the Powershot dude had the incentive to cheat, his stupidity has added 120,000,000 hp to Benson. Not only that, but Powershot's hp has been reduced by half as a penalty. Next time, he should learn to stick to the rules. --General Insineratehymn 03:59, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

This simply proves that Powershot guy has given up on saying he isn't a sockpuppet as he signed with all his names at once. And YAY! a second death threat. I can add that to my counter. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:31, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

That makes how many death threats he has delcared against us? 10? 20? --General Insineratehymn 06:46, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

I just noticed something: the Powershot dude said we no longer have time to deal with that asshole benson and his followers. This means that the Powershot dude has forfeited the duel! Therefore, BENSON WINS! --General Insineratehymn 19:09, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

A fight-to-the-death battle would be useless

Because BENSON cannot die. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:33, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Exactly. The Powershot dude could be wielding a rocket launcher more powerful than a supernova and armor more dense than a supermassive black hole, and Benson could kill the guy just by looking at him. --General Insineratehymn 06:45, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

BENSON doesn't even need to look at him. All he has to do is think about BENSON and BENSON kills him. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:19, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

And besides, I can't possibly write down the whole thing. There's no point in including a dramatic fight scene in the Chronicles of BENSON if I'm just going to have to skim over it. I don't even think my vocabulary is big enough to describe all the ways Powershot would get pwned. Extreme pwnage, DBB (Death By BENSON), total annihilation, crushed like an insect beneath the Heel which is better than you... there's just too many! Here, I'll include an abridged version:

The Chronicles of BENSON, Appendix A-3: "First, there was BENSON. Then, there was Powershot. Shortly after, it was just BENSON again." In the name of the BENSON, don't forget to fart.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 18:36, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

BENSON WINS!

powershot HAS FORFEITED! THEREFORE, BENSON IS ONCE AGAIN VICTORIOUS! OBVIOUSLY powershot HAS TIME TO WASTE BECAUSE HE'S ON UNCYC. BUT THEN WHY DIDN'T HE WASTE TIME FIGHTING BENSON? BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WOULDN'T WIN. LET THAT SHOW YOU PUNY WANNABE MONKEYS WHO TRY TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE BETTER THAN BENSON: YOU AREN'T. powershot WILL SHORTLY BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO MESSED WITH BENSON AND LIVED TO REGRET IT.

powershot CAN NO LONGER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. HE LOST THE RESPECT OF EVERYONE ELSE HERE BECAUSE OF HIS FORFEITMENT

Benson 23:13, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HE POSTED. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:47, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HE REGISTERED HERE. --General Insineratehymn 01:28, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT COMING HERE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HE LEARNED TO WRITE. --General Insineratehymn 02:35, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HIS PARENTS THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TIME TO HAVE SEX AND CONCEIVE HIM. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT HIS PARENTS EVEN MET. --General Insineratehymn 02:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT THE BIG BANG OCCURRED. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:24, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

YES SIR. THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP HOW NO ONE HAS RESPECT FOR POWERSHOT. --General Insineratehymn 04:30, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

powershot LOST THE RESPECT HE HAD THE MOMENT... dammit, I can't think of anything. --User:Nintendorulez 13:54, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

The Powershot dude's current behavior and tone-of-voice reminds me of the person who had his Cloudsong stolen. Just replace "YOU FUCKIN STOLE MY CLOUDSONG" with "YOU FUCKIN DELETED MY ARTICLE" and you will discover that there is no difference between them. --General Insineratehymn 22:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Just to reinforce the status of the situation

--General Insineratehymn 21:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

VFP. Coolest image on Uncyclopedia. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Aw, you flatter me too much. :P --General Insineratehymn 03:03, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Holy crap, I'm some sort of Blue Thing. KAWAII!1!!111!!one!!!2!!!eleven!!!11 --User:Nintendorulez 04:05, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

AAAARGH! I'm turning into a Pokey Man! I'm a thing where the guy comes out of the thing! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:50, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Good grief, where did you find that picture of me? I didn't even know my image was on the internet. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)