User talk:Reverse Genocide Cockatrices

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A potentially unnecessary protip

Proper usage syntax for the ICU template is as follows:

{{ICU|~~~~~|fix=MESSAGE|sub=OPTION}}

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The reason I post this is because I saw your ICU on Weeaboo and figured you might like a little help. --Andorin Kato 20:58, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

I had forgotten this. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:02, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

I've been trying to figure out

How to make sense of your username. And I gave up after a severe seizure I had. So I just decided to like it and give up on the meaning. ~ 12:51, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Post apocalypse

Thanks for the encouragement. OK, I worked pretty carefully on this. I had a lot of pee-schooling. It's about nothing so I don't want to be lengthy. Long articles drive me crazy! If you like it now, please put it before the host of gods at VFH. Cheers--Funnybony 21:46, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

How about this filled-out version?

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/December_22,_2012 --Funnybony 00:22, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Would you e so kind as to help me with "feature worthiness"? I don't know how to please all of the people (VFH) some of the time, or even, for that matter, ever.--Funnybony 02:29, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

“Mirror mirror on the wall, whose the fairist one of all?”

~ VFH on VFH

Thanks a lot!

You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story! Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Slithy Tove 00:51, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Post Apocalypse

I don't know if it's feature worthy, but it's now much better, and pretty complete. If you have time, please take a look and let me know. Best--Funnybony 11:45, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

You Get A Template Too!!

WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S

Awesome, isn't it. Thanks! --    16:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

It's because you voted FOR this article. It's a tradition to send amusing or perhaps inane thank you messages when said article makes the front page. You've been tagged! --    14:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 19:01, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your ban

You got a two-hour ban from UU. His explanation for it was: "It's about him finding a crappy little one line stub, and instead of QVFDing it, replacing it with text to the effect that it sucked but he couldn't be bothered to QVFD it. That's somewhat unhelpful, in my view, y'know what I mean? Maybe 2 hours was a little much, but I saw that glib little message and was pissed off." In other words, if you see a short, shitty new pages, throw it in the QVFD. Otherwise, don't fuck with it and let somebody else do it. To make it easier to add shit to the QVFD (if you haven't done this already): go to your preferences, hit the "Gadgets" tab, and on the bottom in the "Maintenance gadgets" sections check "QuickVFD - add tabs to the top of each page to add it to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD in one click." It makes it a LOT easier to do it. Cheers! --EMC ^[TALK] 11:17 Mar 24 2010

Thanks!!! <3

Thanks you!

Awwwww, thank you for votin' for me!

Look! Now I can look at pictures of small animals and feel serious, because you voted for me. So thanks! <3

Love,