User talk:Qzekrom/Archive 2

Don't block IPs indefinitely

“However, IP addresses should almost never be indefinitely blocked. Many IP addresses are dynamically assigned and change frequently from one person to the next, and even static IP addresses are periodically re-assigned or have different users. In cases of long-term vandalism from an IP address, consider blocks over a period of months or years instead.”

~ Wikipedia on IP blocks

--68.173.113.106 23:10, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Many, if not all indefinite IP blocks are removed after a few months. The use of the word is simply to discourage a regular offender. Pup 12:09 04 Feb '12

YES!

“In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party always finds you!”

~ Yakov Smirnoff on LMFAO

“In America, you block the users.
In Soviet Russia, the Users block you!”

~ Yakov Smirnoff on Uncyclopedia's vague blocking policy

--68.173.113.106 01:08, February 4, 2012 (UTC)

Vague? Pup 01:16 04 Feb '12

I'm just practicing to hone my sixth sense. 68.173.113.106 23:23, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

OMG!

You is a real person! Pup 11:21 16 Feb '12

It's true. Qzekrom 00:48, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

I can see you now, you're not like a shadow on the golf course at midnight, but iz a person with non-ghost substance. Welcome! Aleister 2:08 17-2-'12

Now don't you get too excited. I don't really have any experience with the controls, except that I know you can make like CSS and JavaScript to use on your userpages. You know how to do it? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:18, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

No, I'm a moron on code and don't even know what CSS means, let alone juggling Javascript. The person to ask about code is, happily enough, right above there, PuppyOnTheRadio, who is a genius at code. Welcome again. Aleister 2:22 17-2-'12

You can set up your own .css and .js page at User:Qzekrom.css and User:Qzekrom.js but that is only effective for when you browse. You can always use inline CSS like this, which will impact everyone's viewing of the page. There's also a bunch of hacks you can utilize as well. Pup 03:53 17 Feb '12

And best if you stick your sig in a user space template as it suggests here to stop the code splaying everywhere. Unless of course you're like Al. Pup 03:57 17 Feb '12

I already did. --Qzekrom editing not logged in at 165.155.192.127 18:05, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

I was thinking more changing your sig preferences to {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Qzekrom/sig}} Pup 01:58 18 Feb '12

What does that do? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 01:58, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

You know how you've just gone back over a bundle of edits to change your sig back to the transclusion rather than the substition. It does that. Pup 02:04 18 Feb '12

No, I meant nowiki. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:07, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

How do you do that cool thing with the timestamp? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:08, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

<nowiki></nowiki> stops wiki mark up working. So if I'm writing about how to code something I'll wrap it in this tags, so I can say ''italic'' instead of italic. Pup 02:13 18 Feb '12

Thanks. I need some help with HTBFANJS. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:14, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

That's not code so much as advice on how to write. If you have a particular article you want advice on, then Pee review is a good idea, or ask an editor directly. Also reading through UN:FA can give you some good ideas. As for the time stamp - it's complicated. Pup 02:27 18 Feb '12

Yeah, I guess. I'm thinking. Maybe UnNews is good for me? I don't really know my niche here yet, either (but what the hell, no one knows their niche until they're about 18, at which point they start either working or doing stand-up comedy routines instead of editing Uncyclopedia). Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 03:59, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

I don't have a niche. Most good editors don't. I started off with a couple of random things, and then decided to do a few things on thought processes. Then I noticed an article on mathematical stuff (Number Bases) that could easily be improved, so I did that. My first article nominated for feature, though, was a throw away idea that was mainly just a cute bit of coding (Vitiligo), followed by something on thought (Six Hats), and then something I thought of while at a friends opening of an art display (Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition). I've rewritten articles I didn't like (Love, Street Fighter, Stereotype) and just picked on silly things I found online (UnDebate:Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?). But the coding stuff is what I'm known for (Microsoft knowledge base, Game:Alone in the dark). In short, it's ALL different. Pup 07:21 18 Feb '12

Quote of the month: ..no one knows their niche until they're about 18,.....I have suits older than your parents! Just to say that this site does have users and readers of all ages...welcome to Uncyclopedia as a registered user. You're Not A Number, You're a Free User! Also if you are friendly to other users, any mistakes you make here (everyone does) will result in others supporting your return as a 'useful member of the community'. Well, it usually works. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:03, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

I really thought my virtual memory was running low. I'm good at math, sci, learning how to program, but no one else seems to really like math jokes. You know what? See UnNews:Riemann hypothesis solved by 8th grade n00b, authorities still dubious. XD Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 17:04, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

On second thought, I'll make it in my userspace. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 17:11, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Archived old stuff

I archived my old discussions, which are available at /Archive 1. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:02, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Your Pi Sir

I have created this page for you: User:Qzekrom/Pi. It is the last one you worked on in December 2011. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:53, February 18, 2012 (UTC). Which other one did you mean? This is the huff log:-

• 00:17, 31 December 2011 Romartus (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (Fails QA. Read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS.) (view/restore)
• 15:58, 21 December 2011 Romartus (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (ICU expired) (view/restore)
• 23:54, 23 August 2011 Lyrithya (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (Fails QA. Read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS.) (view/restore)
• 04:32, 15 August 2011 MadMax (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (content was: "=3.14= 1592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 *20899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172..." (and the only contributor was "117.198.113.215")) (view/restore)
• 08:57, 10 August 2011 Mhaille (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (content was: "penis" (and the only contributor was "49.50.206.131")) (view/restore)
• 11:26, 8 August 2011 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (Victim of an ICU tag, want a copy back? Ask me on my talk page.) (view/restore)
• 02:32, 14 July 2011 Fnoodle (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pi" ‎ (Broken redirect to Π) (view/restore)

--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:58, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Your Pi is a very good article, imnho. Isn't it also true that you can't measure the diagonal of a perfect square? If so (and I've thought of that as true since I read about it years ago) isn't it fun that two simple mathematical measurements of two of the most common shapes in nature, ah, well, in human history (show me a perfect square Mudda Nature has made and I'll show you a human creating it) are infinately impossible to pin down. Aleister 12:37 18-2-'12

Thank you sir! And I think it's about time to get workin' on this thing! Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 16:43, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

O2T, the new version's better. (O2T = On Second Thought) Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 18:38, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

All of a sudden...

How come I can move pages now? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 00:38, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

That is why it's a good idea to register as a user. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:37, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, that's why.... Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:18, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

Qzekrom

Nice stuff so far. I see you've been editing away. I found your nominated article had some funny moments. Anyways, just wanted to say that you¡re bound to do some nice stuff here and I look forward to seeing more of it. --ShabiDOO 02:24, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:27, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

IOException: I don't see the new message. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:02, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

My Userboxes (OF DOOM)

Can someone help me put them in a neat box on the right side? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:15, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey

Someone will eventually suspect, so I might as well just ask. Is Alpha Quintesson in any way related to you?

Also I'll have a look at your user page issue in a little while. Pup 06:38 04 Mar '12

I've left a bundle of comments on your user page to explain what I did with the neat-ish box. Hopefully you should be able to adjust that as you see fit to make it work more goodly. Pup 07:09 04 Mar '12

I don't know who that is.

Anyway, thanks! You know, Wikipedia has a lot of userbox-related templates and I think it'll be more convenient if we use a {{Userbox}} template here as well. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 22:33, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not a fan of userboxes. It'd be good to have a standardised format for them, but given there are several hundred of them, it'd be a hell of an effort to get them all based on a uniform template. But if you want to make a start on it, then feel free, but I'd float the idea on village dump first, and see if you can get a community support for the idea. Pup 10:41 04 Mar '12

Does Uncyclopedia:Village Dump even exist? They said it was 'just a dump.' Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 22:42, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

It does, and it is. Pup 10:51 04 Mar '12

Oh. I was discouraged because they said it didn't exist, like Uncycloversity. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:33, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

How puppy does his sig? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dorianin (talk • contribs)

I don't know how he does the thing with the time. You got any ideas?

Pokey Star Thing

User:Qzekrom is so smart to be able to identify the Pokey Star Thing. While relishing in your grand intellect, wander on over to Saltpeter and read the words underneath that image. User:Unununium is also very smart, but hides it well. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 02:59, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

I get these factoid questions off of this idiot question-and-answer site. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 03:06, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

You can block this account now from my signature. (DON'T.)

I've added a button to my signature that takes you to Special:Block. Now it's more convenient for a random admin Deutsche bag to ban my account straight from any talk page (that I've edited). Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 03:19, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

My sig

To be honest, it took me a fair while to maneuver my signature to this state. It may be easier to simply learn how to steal my code then how it works. In your preferences change your signature preferences to this.

{{Subst:Nosubst|Your sig template}} <small>{{subst:nosubst|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigtest{{SUBST:!}}{{subst:#time:U|now}}}}</small>

Then sign with 3 tildes instead of four. That should add my time stamp to the end of your sig. I haven't tested it though, so test it a few times. Pup 04:16 05 Mar '12

Sure, I'll try it. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 00:27, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hi!

Just letting you know that you don't need to use the {{Construction}} template for pages in your user space. You can work on pages in your user space until kingdom come. Also, you can write complete poop, or build a cathedral, it doesn't matter. Nobody'll touch it because...it's in your user space. At least, that's the way it should work... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Mar 5 '12 9:29 (UTC)

The exception to the rule is if what you're building in your user-space is just designed to vandalise or has an image of genitalia. The exceptions to the rule are rare. Also, I think you used the word Deutsche (German) above where you meant douche (a device used to flush out parts of the body with water). I have no idea what a German bag is. Pup 09:36 05 Mar '12

Oh. And the Deutsche thing was a Nazi joke (a pun on douche. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 00:29, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

sig test

Do not reply to this post. Thanks! Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!00:39 06 Mar '12}

Can you delete these pages for me?

• User:Qzekrom/ImAPokemon
• User:Qzekrom/wikipedia

I've moved them to subpages of User:Qzekrom/ubx. Thanks! Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!01:20 06 Mar '12}