User talk:PythonC
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Feb 5
welcome to UnNews[edit source]
I've moved your UnNews article to User talk:PythonC\I have a fucking headache. because it's not really Unnews material, or even maybe Uncyclopedia material. Submit it to Pee Review if you'd like to pursue it further. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:44, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:44, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Another bomb[edit source]
Also moved this: User talk:PythonC/Chelsea Clinton is one scary-ass motherfucker. It's really pretty bad, and not very funny. Even the title is a bit... well, smeggy. You're welcome to try and fix 'er up, or an admin, like me, for instance, will delete it for you upon request. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:30, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Obama article[edit source]
It's pretty good, but it left me wanting more. Try expanding it a little, or even just fleshing out bits and pieces of it. Also, dude, Jesus is like so' overplayed. Otherwise, good read. Keep it up. --SirIsaac 02:34, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Elmo Article[edit source]
I thought that was awesome. I just heard that story (the real one) last night. 24.165.168.226 01:39, 24 February 2008 (UTC)WesMan20
UnNews about black guy begging for change[edit source]
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Mar 25