User talk:Mcdonaldfan2023
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Mcdonaldfan2023, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
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06:18, 6 June 2023 (UTC)
- Yeah, you definetly need to read all of the text above, and then some more. It’s very clear you don’t understand how to be funny, or how to make pages that are of any substantial length.
18:39, 8 June 2023 (UTC)
June 2023[edit source]
Please do not remove speedy deletion notices from pages, as you did with Sarah & Duck. If you believe the page should not be deleted, you may contest the deletion on the talk page. Administrators will consider your reasoning before deciding what to do with the article. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:11, 8 June 2023 (UTC)
Hello. This is a message to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions, such as the edit you made to Uncyclopedia, did not appear constructive and has been reverted. Please take some time to familiarise yourself with our policies and guidelines. You can find information about these at our welcome page which also provides further information about contributing constructively to Uncyclopedia. If you only meant to make test edits, please use the sandbox for that. If you think we made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you may leave a message on my talk page. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:33, 8 June 2023 (UTC)
Your recent editing history at Uncyclopedia shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:06, 9 June 2023 (UTC)
You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia, as you did at User:BraGreMat. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:08, 9 June 2023 (UTC)
This is your only warning; if you vandalize Uncyclopedia again, as you did at Windows 9, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:13, 9 June 2023 (UTC)
Your user page[edit source]
We don’t have a lot of rules about what you can put on your user page, but you can’t give yourself awards that actually exist or add yourself to categories like admins. MrX blow me 
15:47, 16 June 2023 (UTC)
Blocked again[edit source]
You have been blocked from editing for a period of 2 weeks for being useless and annoying. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being useless and annoying. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 15:51, 16 June 2023 (UTC)