User talk:Math Poet

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Lord Fluffy accepts thy apology. For your prompt action:

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:15, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Acceptance

"There's always a catch."(The Mummy Returns)

join the IDGAS club

IDGAS = I Don't Give A Shit.

the club

except for the occasional necessity, this club uses only lower-case letters because capitalizing is too much of a bother, sorry benson, ouroboros, oscar wilde and lord fluffy. no offense, we just can't summon the energy. we'd worship a god, but it's just not worth the effort. we're not against anyone, per se, we just don't care. we've been told that our philosophy (if it's that well organized) amounts to buddhism, but we disagree, as buddha sought to teach the world and we just want to get by. besides, he's way too fat to serve as a model for self-restraint and he couldn't fit into any of our chairs, anyway. that's why he sat on the ground all the time.

of course the true saints of our club are not members, and it's obvious why. all of our members aspire not to be members and so graduate to not giving a shit about not giving a shit. sainthood is conferred upon those whose apathy causes the miraculous achievement of leaving absolutely no trace of their existence because they just didn't matter. since there's no record, we have to make them up as we are inspired to on special IDGAS holidays when everybody celebrates by doing absolutely nothing. well, we continue to breathe. we had to add that, as we lost several members on the first few holidays due to asphyxiation.

the word

in the beginning was a shit. there was the god who made the shit. the god didn't have anyone to give it to, so he/she/it created the universe and everything in it so that there would be many things to give a shit to. this was back in the before time when the god did give a shit.

this god made humans in his/hers/its own image but eventually lost interest. unfortunately, the human gave a shit by this time and spent a long time realizing that there was no real reason to feel any different. so man invented sex - the only truly important thing in the universe. even then, when they reached about age sixty, they didn't give a shit about this either.

when the god saw this, it wanted to get laid too. but being alone, all she could do was to have sex with himself and it gave us the jesii. they didn't last long as they were beaten down by the apathetic throngs.

the god

it doesn't matter if it's a he or she. it appointed a few of us in IDGAS to practice the miracle of not caring and teach others and then left town as soon as possible. when we don't even give a shit about giving a shit or not giving a shit, we graduate to sainthood and leave the club and its earthly attachments. the author knows that he has not drawn out any significant differences between IDGAS and buddhism. he also doesn't care about this connection as neither he, nor any other IDGAS gives a shit, nor do the buddhists.

the jesii

they gave a shit so we wouldn't have to. no, they cared and as we all know, nobody cares, so they don't count (or spell).

reincarnation

if you care to, you can always come back as a sheep.

enlightenment

never mind.

heaven and hell

you're welcome to build them if you give a shit either way. it's all about you anyway, so decide what you want or graduate to sainthood and wither away.

The CW Network

Thanks for rating the CW article. Now to get a moderator to do it...-- 21:48, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks.

You did a great job. Although I have to say about the audience part, this is the time of year when even my sister gets into this stuff. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:26, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and those were NOT my images. I can't afford Potatochop. Those images are just all around the internet on Duke hating sites and the Duke hating Facebook group I'm a member of. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:31, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

User:Math Poet/UnPsychopedia

Yes, I will have a look at the article. I'm just coming off a hectic workweek and have a new article myself, so be patient. It may be a day or two more before my tiny brain settles down. ----OEJ 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Lord Fluffy

Lord Fluffy has awarded you a sword for outstanding valor and/or insanity. Use it well. Yay! Pointy!

Sysop vote

	High Gen. Grue has given you a YT-100 Space Freighter!
	For voting Han For Admin
	"It's fast, but not as fast as the Millennium Falcon. Good weapons, upgraded hyperdrive, each proclaimed a piece of junk by Luke Skywalker.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voting for me to become a new administrator. -- Mitch 01:10, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Honorary Member

Math Poet, I would like to tell you that you have been officially accepted into DiZ's one-of-a-kind inner circle. Since you are not officially a member (i.e. you didn't join at my sub-page), I decided to make you an Honorary Member. Which is even better! There's no honor in being a servant of mine...But now you're my mentor and advisor! Congratulations, and we're excited to have you on the team. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:50, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Limerick for DiZtheGreat

DiZtheGreat was so outrageous,
his Ouroboric rantings contageous.
when bensonites said,
shut up or be dead,
his response was both wise and sagacious.

so DiZ took the fighting in hand,
and spread across Uncyc's fair land,
"That my god's good with coffee
you won't get it off me,
so fuck you who don't understand."

now, DiZ, having spoken his peace,
began to preach boldly with ease.
at such a young age,
he became quite the sage,
when he wasn't buttfucking a priest.

MathPoet got deep down inside
this tale of Ouroboric pride.
in every detail
he refused the plain sale
of his soul, so left no one to chide.

XD, Awesome!! I especially love the second stanza. I'm gonna put this on my quotes page, if you don't mind. Thanks again for your time! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:34, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Cows are here for your health, but not as defibrilators.

You have been awarded with The Rain of Shambala. How does your light shine in the halls of Shambala? You may now wash away your troubles, pain, sorrow, and shame with The Rain of Shambala.

GEEF!so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 20:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

My light shines as brightly as captured lightning bugs in a mason jar on a summer's eve. That is, blinking on and off until it dies the next morning on your bedside table. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 20:55, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:10, 24 December 2007 (UTC)