User talk:Manosaurus
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Review[edit source]
Here you are and how come I never got welcome Jaffa cakes?-- 19:37, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Painting[edit source]
Hi - I'm sorry but my wife seriously wanted to keep the painting. Also it had a frame - which I had forgotten. So, it became a bit tedious to try and convince my wife to take something else, and to find another painting for the frame. I'll let you know when something happens on the front - you have the web page address, check it from time to time. Nothing happening right now though. -- Style 
Guide 12:21, March 4, 2010 (UTC)