User talk:Legolas11
Welcome![edit source]
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Dookie Green Day[edit source]
Hello, and thank you for your contributions to Uncyclopedia. Having taken a look at the aforementioned article, I think I should recommend a couple of links before you write any more.
1: Uncyclopedia: How to be funny and not just stupid. This should give you some ideas that will save this article from the ICU, as that is the way it is heading in it's current form.
2: Consider trying some more minor edits before you start creating articles again.
3: Have a look at some of the best Uncyclopedia has to offer for more tips.
If you want any clarification or feedback don't hesitate to ask. Good luck editing Uncyclopedia. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Ed Edd Eddy stuff[edit source]
Yeah, that page is up for deletion at the moment. If you make changes, they may well get deleted along with it. Why not create a version in your userspace like so: User:Legolas11/Ed Edd 'n' Eddy, where you can work on it at your leisure? Then if the current version gets deleted, and you get a favourable review of your version, you can move it to userspace instead. Just a suggestion. --UU - natter 
15:22, Jul 30
PEE[edit source]
While it is nice to see you taking an interest in PEE, can I just ask you to clarify your decision to submit a couple of articles you had nothing to do with into the queue? Are you helping with them, or rewriting them in some way? It is always best to make sure that the author, or main contributor would like, or is at least apathetic about having their article reviewed or submitted to PEE as it can be seen as a sleight on their writing ability. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
PEE pt. 2[edit source]
Hi, I've done your pee review, hope you are ok with it and understand what I mean in my suggestions. If you have any problems about it, just click the chatter thing in my sig (and then write stuff) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 13:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- No problem Legolas, as I said in the review, the actual concept is very good, it just falls short in execution (and lack of images). Good luck :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 13:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
So I had a poke around...[edit source]
In your article and found the problem. Y'see, when you add a space or an indent before text, the Wiki formatting thinks you want to do something else with it.
Namely this
So you don't need to indent paragraphs. I sorted out a few other things I saw too, and moved a picture if that's alright. Lemmie know if you need anything else! 
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Aug 13, 08:52
Your Userpage[edit source]
Hey, I just noticed your userpage has part of the old Ed, Edd, and Eddy article on it. Do you really want it there? Because you can move it to another part of your userpage by copying and pasting it to User:Legolas11/Ed, Edd, and Eddy. --—Mazaka (talk) 22:05, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Canadian Idiot[edit source]
Chill...relax and stop being a dick. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:24, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Please don't vandalise my user page - it's just about the best page there is. And your anger seems a little misplaced. You have been blatantly dishonest on VFH and Jesus was watching. He always watches. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:34, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Legolas, lay off the conspiracy theories, if your article is liked by the people around here, it'll be featured. Period. Featuring is not the epitome of Uncyclopedia. If I see you pull that stunt again you will be banned, have no doubt about that. ~
21:55, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Do not tell admins on here to stick to their job like that - part of our job is stopping people like you getting so precious and fucking about with vote pages and other users' userpages. Here's some advice: CHILL THE FUCK OUT. People don't vote against your article just because you're new - we're not trying to stop new authors contributing, we want new authors, this site is crying out for new blood! But remember: just because you, personally, think that something you wrote is better than most of the stuff on the site, that doesn't necessarily make it so. You are somewhat biased in that opinion, so when others give their opinions (and knowing those users, they were genuine opinions), take them on board, don't get pissy. I've had articles pulled to bits on here, but I went away, revised them, and took people's opinions into account, and guess what? They became better articles. Remember: yours is not the only opinion that matters. If you don't remember this, I will ban you for longer than Mordillo does. Got it? --UU - natter
12:08, Sep 21
- What he said. Only with a couple of spelling mistakes and a few extra words deriving of "fuck". ~ 21:47, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- What he said. Only with a couple of spelling mistakes and a few extra words deriving of "fuck". ~
- Do not tell admins on here to stick to their job like that - part of our job is stopping people like you getting so precious and fucking about with vote pages and other users' userpages. Here's some advice: CHILL THE FUCK OUT. People don't vote against your article just because you're new - we're not trying to stop new authors contributing, we want new authors, this site is crying out for new blood! But remember: just because you, personally, think that something you wrote is better than most of the stuff on the site, that doesn't necessarily make it so. You are somewhat biased in that opinion, so when others give their opinions (and knowing those users, they were genuine opinions), take them on board, don't get pissy. I've had articles pulled to bits on here, but I went away, revised them, and took people's opinions into account, and guess what? They became better articles. Remember: yours is not the only opinion that matters. If you don't remember this, I will ban you for longer than Mordillo does. Got it? --UU - natter
- Legolas, lay off the conspiracy theories, if your article is liked by the people around here, it'll be featured. Period. Featuring is not the epitome of Uncyclopedia. If I see you pull that stunt again you will be banned, have no doubt about that. ~
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
You may notice I've moved your latest UnNews article to your user space; User:Legolas11/Obama Wants Gays In The Military. It's a pretty horrible article. but since you're a noob I thought you may appreciate the consideration of a chance to fix it or destroy it, bypassing the normal ICU until you read the my welcoming stuff below.
Don't take this badly, it's the way things work. I've noticed you've already irritated a couple of people here, so please play nicely with us.
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