User talk:Kglee
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Kglee's Tech. Support Area[edit source]
Just Post any Comments/Questions/Complaints/Problems/Advice/Notes/Donations/Hate Mail/Death Threats you may have relating to Kglee or the Articles/Games he created here. Enjoy! Actually, Scratch that, there's nothing enjoyable about this page. Of course, by the time you're reading this, I probably will be inactive for the longest time, possibly never returning to this site.
--Kglee 05:41, 10 August 2008 (UTC)Kglee
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Mafia Business[edit source]
Please forgive the lag in the enrollment process. The Family has taken note of your request to join, it's just that the Don is extremely at the moment. I'm sure he'll take notice as soon as he returns to Uncyc and you'll be on your way - Regards, -- 
C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 02:59, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Important Mafia Business![edit source]
Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here.
-- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:23, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
Dear Valued Mafia Member,[edit source]
Dear Valued Mafioso,
I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.
Mafia 2.0 promises:
- MORE violence
- MORE whores
- MORE gambling
- MORE guns
- MORE pointless awards
- MORE positions to be filled
- MORE of an actual purpose
The Mafia Pledge:
The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.
As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:
- Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
- Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
- If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
- Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.
As of 21:41 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.
- Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
- Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
- Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
- Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)
Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]