User talk:JerryChives
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, JerryChives, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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01:35, 1 September 2011
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Hello[edit source]
I can see that you are trying hard on your article, don't despair, for I added the "construction" template. Good articles are very seldom shat in a day, some of mine took weeks to finish! That's why you should start them in your userspace as described in the welcoming message. But now the article is protected from deletion by that template, so you can come back later with new ideas and stuff. Don't stress! It seems you know how to write funny, so ideas should be coming naturally with time. If you have questions, drop me a line. Cheers! 
Mattsnow 02:05, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.
I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though |
I also stole this template off someone. Muhuhahahaha.
I understand and I wish to continue. 
. 05:47, November 4, 2011 (UTC)