User talk:Ikke

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Hey, it's me BENSON

Hey. If you want in the League, all you have to do is ask! Toodles! Benson 21:15, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Do you say that I can give my comment here : all you have to do is ask ? If you want so, I'll be pleased to do so. Ikke 06:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Nomination

Hello Ikke. Is it possible to nominate people for a statue on the main square of Beneenhufter? If so, I would like to nominate this person for a place. I already rewarded him with France's highest Trophee. D.G.Neree 15:15, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

At your service ! You ask we turn. Ikke 17:03, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you sir! You are a scholar and a gentleman. D.G.Neree 17:55, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Order of Sibranda

"Was Ze De Oren!"

To show you my gratitude and appreciation, you are hereby knighted in the Order of Sibranda. Be brave, honest, funny & ruthless and be assured of help by the order if you might be in need of help. D.G.Neree 22:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Uh...

I don't really know if you're the one to ask, but what's with the last few messages on my talk page? Did I do something? --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 22:36, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, Gustav, consider this what you wrote on Sonson talk page: I SUPPORT BENSON BECAUSE THIS GUY IS A LOSER WHO NEEDS HIS BLANKIE. AND BECAUSE BENSON IS WAY COOLER THAN THIS LOSER. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 20:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

For that pile of crap I've put you on the list of Beneenhufter. I advise you to watch the movie or read the novel The Wave. The Leage of Benson is quite similar to The Wave. And that's my point. Houdoe. Ikke 01:43, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you understand Benson at all. That's like the whole joke...the stupid-crap-in-all-caps thing is the whole point behind it. It's all a joke. Laugh or move on. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 01:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

I already expected this answer. I think you're are blinded but not a bad person afterall for the way you reacted. So I think I'll make another list; something like "Beneenhufter but can be cured". Oh yeah a part of the 'fun' is opposing Sonson, isn't it. Ikke 02:01, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Well I disagree, unless you think that Benson is some history teacher trying to teach us all a lesson? I was offered membership into the League of Benson, but I turned it down. I don't usually join groups because I suffer from schizoaffective disorder and it causes paranoia about groups, especially ones that really want me as a member that bad. In the past I have had people backstab me, and it turned me into a bit of a loner and shy and withdrawn. Yet on the Internet I am not as shy as I am in real life. I feel that the Internet causes us to become different people, as if we are wearing a mask named after our online names. Benson is the name of one such mask, yet his behavior and actions have given him much support on Uncyclopedia, and anywhere else on the Internet he'd be banned and attacked or called a troll. The whole Benson things appears to have become a Meme and a bit of a joke, or rather an in-joke inside of Uncyclopedia. I guess Benson benefits from all the attention he is getting on cyberspace that he cannot get in real life. Yet outside of Uncyclopedia, Benson isn't treated as well as he is treated on Uncyclopedia. I guess in that way he differs from The Wave, as in he isn't able to get more popular outside of his classroom. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:36, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Showtime

Just to show my girlfriend that i sure can make a link to Bush for example. Ikke 23:06, 7 March 2007 (UTC)