User talk:I don't know nothing

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Kikipedia

OK, tell me what it's all about? Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 09:44, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

About Kipedia ofcourse. I don't know nothing 09:46, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

More details please, is that a real wiki? I'm asking because I try to determine if this article needs to remain as it is or undergo some changes or even survive... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 09:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

It is rather hard to access Kipedia in the real world, the article "Kipedia" is in fact a satirization of the article "Wikipedia", but that doesn't mean it isn't worth reading, it actually makes some kind of sense, most of the time, and the differences between the 2 articles is certainly not the only humour present. I don't know nothing 09:57, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

By the way, thanks for noticing my awesomeness. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 11:11, Feb. 6, 2008

Thanks!

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Though I can't be sure you even read the aticle, I apreciate the vote all the same. If you did read it, what was it you liked about it exactly? Also I would like to give you my most formal greetings. Hello, I'm Orian. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:59 13 September 2008

Though I can't be sure that I read every word in your article, I appreciate your appreciation all the same. What I like most about the article, I think, is the overly obvious truth about Power Rangers and the fact that (even) a character like this actress realizes it.
I don't know nothing 22:01, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very much for teh feedback. And a good day to you, sir. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:17 13 September 2008