User talk:HowTo Customer Services n1

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no webp images

i cannot upload webp images, i go to freeform on the iphone to add image first, and i go to icloud and download this file. – Preceding unsigned comment added by HowTo Customer Services n1 (talk • contribs)

.webp isn't a supported file format for image uploads here. If you really want to upload that image then you're gonna have to change that before you upload it. 20:35, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

alula what i should doing it, i ask to customer to open a store for howto or i open directly after upload files with icloud photos. --HowTo Customer Services n1 (talk) 20:42, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

HowTo

HowTo opens a Uncyclopedia food store with fruits, vegetables, meat and dairy products corner, HowTo is for sell food products. because the Uncyclopedia Store has no more food. because like Walmart without event images--HowTo Customer Services n1 (talk) 20:41, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

what, canned quotes is not a food --HowTo Customer Services n1 (talk) 20:44, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

User:Wikicreator2562

You're the same guy, aren't you? Your old account is still blocked. You didn't get banned infinitely, so if you wait patiently, you can still get your account back. Creating a sockpuppet is just going to make you more banned. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:44, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

no i don't want i'm a store customer --HowTo Customer Services n1 (talk) 12:46, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

Wikicreator2562 is literally the only user here who had the bizarre idea to create a HowTo store. Also, although your IPs don't match, your IP did edit in articles previously created by Wikicreator -further proving you're the same guy. So, sorry dude, but I'll have to block you. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:50, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

You have been blocked from editing for a period of infinite for sockpuppeting. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop sockpuppeting. Thaaanks! --🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:52, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

I'll still let you talk in this talkpage just so you can explain to me why are you so obsessed with creating a HowTo store. It's an incredibly bizarre idea; HowTo simply isn't a namespace where you'd find something like a store, not to mention there's already an article here with the same gimmick. Plus, you're talking about all of this as if it was a genuine brand, rather than a WikiHow knockoff in a satirical website only like 4 people in this planet know about. So, again; what's your deal? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:55, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

checking timezones also makes me believe that this is the same guy, because they're almost exactly the same. gergdown, eh (talk) 13:19, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: oh, hey, didn't expect you here... but yeah, it's pretty much obvious it's the same guy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

i watch recent changes when i'm bored. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:06, 14 March 2025 (UTC)