User talk:Gazco

Welcome!

Hello, Gazco, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Admin of the Month

Fixed the links in your award. You'll have to be careful adding things onto people's User Page though, as it could be mistaken for vandalisation. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

VFH

• Hi, Gazco. Thanks for voting for PLoC. But you forgot to sign and the vote will be void. Could you please? -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 14:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 15:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the marshmallow. God, only heard that one five million times...

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:23 Feb 24, 2024 00:46, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

SRXT. 06.58pm

Its-a template!

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:10, 1 October 2007 (UTC)