User talk:G'orzak

Welcome!

Hello, G'orzak, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:30, Mar. 25, 2008

Sir/Madam, please do not post pornographic pictures, whether they are cartoons or actual images, on this website. This is not the place for that. Your edit to Hillary Clinton was stupid, not funny at all, and not appropriate for this website. Uncyclopedia will welcome funny edits of a clean taste, but no porn. Thank you. TEH ABSOLUT BEST 06:02, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Article Criticism

Evenin'. Just a word - if you have a problem with an article, popping the criticism into the page isn't the way to go. Either mention it to the author on their talk page, or amend the article yourself (although without a good reason, it may well get reverted). Also, adding quotes with your own username on to articles is vanity, and if you're not careful, may get dealt with as such. This is a friendly tip, and nothing more. Have a good one! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:01, May 6

Pee Reviews

Hey, I hate to bug you about this, but would you mind writing a bit more into your pee reviews? Yours seem to only be a couple of lines, which really only tell people what's wrong or right with their page. If you could put in just a little more info, you could focus more on how to make their page better, and be the difference between a good page and a great page. Take a look at UN:PRG(it really does have some great stuff in it) and maybe one or two of Cajek's or One-eyed Jack's reviews. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:26, May 14

AAN

I am currently offering adoption, how would you like to be my noob? Despite problems (see above) I think you're making the effort, and your article UnBooks:Living with Trimethylaminuria is very good. I can also help you alot with Pee Reviews. What do you say? --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

Basically it entails me helping you out on here with everything you do! I know my way around this site, so anything you need or want help with would be my job as your adopter. Like the above things about your short pee reviews: if you want, I can help with them. I had my own adopter too once ^^ --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

Hey Thanks

Sorry, where are my manners? I forgot to thank you for nominating my article. I'm glad you liked it. I see you're a n00b here, and got adopted. Glad you've joined. If Fag isn't around, let me know if there is anything I can do for ya. Thanks again. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:50, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Awarded for being a n00b

I saw your South Park picture and deemed you worthty. NOW GO WORSHIP CTHULU--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 13:33, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

McWooty has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Um

This. Planning on doing anything more to it? Because right now it's just a block o'text. No formatting, no pictures, nothing. If I'd have seen it earlier, I'd have slapped a formatting ICU on it, TBH. I'm gonna go add a "needs pics" tag, but I suggest you format it up as well if you want it to stick around. Toodles! --UU - natter 09:57, Feb 18