User talk:Dzugavili

Spy

Holy shit. --⚜My page Talk ⚜ 06:59, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Buddy

Thanks for nominating me for UotM. In a completely unrelated incident, here is a Zombieminion.

--The Zombiebaron 04:48, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Jewish History

Thank you very much for reverting the vandalism on my article. You are a good Noob indeed!--Rataube 14:13, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

W00T FIRST POST

It is highly unsuprising that I have to be the one to leave this "First Post" as it appears you just joined yesterday. However, the nice rewrite on V for Vendetta, coupled with the picture (suprisingly good for someone new to Uncyclopedia. Most users improve as they photoshop/gimp/MS Paint more pictures, or like me, never improve at anything) that is nice. Hmmm...so yah...welcome...keep up the good work...don't do Dzugs...hmmm that was a clever pun...I should keep that one in mind...use it again when I ban you or something...although I probably never will ban you, unless you do bad stuff...like kill a man...or woman...meh. --The Zombiebaron 22:56, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

I agree, great work for your first day.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

I'll remember to rip you apart the next time I see you, the blood trailing down your cheeks as your eyes vacate their cavernous recesses; an epitaph to all things considered. Cheers. Dzugavili 23:43, 2 March 2006 (UTC) Oh, PS: I'm probably going to upgrade that picture over the next few days anyway...it's unforuntate that the background was as dark as the figure itself; made it difficult to move him.

Don't be rude, everybody! ----Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 23:57, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I actually know Zombiebaron, so...uh, does that make my threat more or less likely... Dzugavili 23:59, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Yah Clorox, this is merely idle threat tossing, get out of our way, or we will shoot you with our Batarang guns. --The Zombiebaron 00:10, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

John Aaron

I won't argue with you that it's a bit short, I thought it was worth it for the "S.C.E. to aux" gag. True, you have to know the origins of this to understand it, but it is only a stub. Guinness2702 02:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Now, if you were going to expand it into, maybe, an Apollo 12 article, then you could easily toss the NRV right out the window. Otherwise, it's like an inside joke that wasn't too funny to begin with.
Dzugavili 02:38, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

I've expanded it somewhat, and would welcome your comments. Cheers! 80.177.10.188 03:17, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Hold that thought while i resolve edit conflicts 80.177.10.188 03:19, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Right, try again - oh, and D'oh! for my login timeout - 80.177.10.188 is me. Guinness2702 03:27, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

V for Vendetta

Hey, nice addition. That was brilliant. --epynephrin 04:22, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Expanding my article

My new article, Emergency Broadcast System, was marked as useless clutter. What I can do to expand it? Like, how i do the individual headlines and such, and you any suggestions? Thanks. 24.51.172.23

Dear 203.214.25.238, you're not funny

Why? Do you mean I am inappropriate because I'm making fun of Canadians?203.214.25.238

I really am n00b at this

Hell, I don't even know if I'm "sending messages" properly. Ugh!

I'm a serious noob at this. I'm used to BBcode, HTML, and PHP. I just now learned how to add sections and images via some other article's example.

I didn't create F-16 pilot originally - someone else did then said "LOOK WHAT I DID! I AM SMART!". I was so embarassed by that (linking to my first-ever article here, Fighter planes), that I just had to expand it. So I did. I was hoping it'd be funny, not sarcastic funny, but Chuck Norris-facts funny (hence the reference at the end).

I imagine that lovers of other fighter planes would hate my entry, but to F-16 lovers like myself, it's fucking hilarious. I don't know how else to spice it up...

Any tips other than "you're a freaking retard and shouldn't even be allowed to exist"?

You rox!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for keeping an eye out while I was eating a delicious sammich. Mad propz, yo.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:56, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the revert.

If I had an award template handy, I'd give it to you. Thanks! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:25, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Wow, you got a ninjastar!

Thanks, man! You're a star all on your own... Or something less sappy like that... :D --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 07:09, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

That's not very nice.

Define "shit". Anyways, there absolutely HAS to be an article on Luna Lovegood, I hope you understand. -Weyoun 47 03:50, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Alright, I understand. But if you think you can write a better article on this sadly neglected subject, I cordially invite you to do so. But if you can't, why not just leave well enough alone? -Weyoun 47 03:54, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Much humor lies in brevity. -Weyoun 47 03:56, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Airlocks... Wow, this brings back great memories. I used to be absolutely obsessed with those things. I would read all about them. There were so many types... Russian, Federation, American, International Standard Docking, nautical, Cardassian, etc... This still doesn't give anyone the excuse to delete my article on Luna Lovegood, no matter how short it may be. -Weyoun 47 04:03, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Believe me, I read and memeorized all the relevant Uncyclopedia policy. I still believe, however, that the deletion of my article on Luna Lovegood was very uncalled for. Why do you criticize it so scathingly? do you not understand it? I recommend that you read book 5 and 6 of the Harry Potter series, but not before, however, you read the previous 4. Perhaps then you'll get the joke. -Weyoun 47 04:11, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

You knew all along, didn't you? I love sarcasm. It's great for repelling grues, but doesn't work so well on me, or anyone else I know, for that matter. But if it's ever worked for you, please, let me know. -Weyoun 47 04:22, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... You are so transparent. Funny, but transparent. So, Have you gotten to work on that article yet? Because if you aren't, I'd like to know what you expect from it besides some vague sense of "teh funny". Seriously, do you think that I seem like the kind of person to watch porn? (keeping in mind that I'm a girl- I just took Weyoun's name because I like the character) -Weyoun 47 04:29, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

I'm not asking you to fix the article, as it has been deleted, so that is a moot point. I'm just saying that if you believe it can be don better, it will certainly substantially increase the validity of your claim if you actually manage to produce an article that is better, even if that article was created by another person. As for Weyoun, I thought you watched Star Trek: DS9. He was just a Dominion commander. As for Luna... I am short on words. How can you be a Human native to Earth and not have read the Harry Potter books? But I guess it is understandable for you to think she's a porn star, which I still doubt, though less so at this point, that you really think that, and that possibly you're sticking to your guns with the sarcasm. I'm not easily played for a fool, you might easily be the second or third in my life to have done that, if, in fact, it is true that you have not read books 5 or 6 of Harry Potter. -Weyoun 47 04:47, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

hmmm... by the time the movie comes out, I'll have written an article on Luna Lovegood (NOT A PORNSTAR) which I'm sure will conform to your stringent standardas of length. -Weyoun 47 04:57, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

WTF?

Hello, my name is 63.28.63.75, and Mr/Ms. Dzugavili decided to send me this message regarding my little stub on Tiennaman Square:

"Never write anything again. Evar. -Dzugavili 23:53, 15 May 2006 (UTC)"

Seriously, what's with you? I'm Canadian and I wasn't offended. I take great pride in my nation and can still manage to poke fun at it. Just like the many patriots who joke about George W. Bush, I can love my country and insult it at the same time.

The greatest way to get rid of fear about an event is to make fun of it. What did you expect me to write for that article? Something like "Tiennaman Square was this place where {Censored by Chinese Government}"? How is that funny? It needed to be anti-Canadian to be funny because what does TS have to do with Canada, Columbine HS, Mexicanada, or mass-suicide? That is why it was funny, and that's why I'll continue to write Uncyclopedia articles.

If you want it changed, feel free to write a note on the page and I'll get back to it someday. Bloody Canada, if you really want it changed, why not delete it? I can just as easily write in something about how TS was where the evil space orks landed in 2069 to steal all our pr0n stars or something like that. How about something about how "In Soviet Russia, Tienneman Squares YOU!"? Or an Oscar Wilde quote to the extent of "I saw Tienneman's Square, oddly enough it slipped through like a donut". How about "'Tienneman Square doesn't care about black people' -Kanye West"?

I chose the anti-Canadian joke because practically every other Uncyclopedia entry has something involving the above paragraph's topics. In order for this site to remain new and fresh, we need some new jokes, and we can't be afraid to push the envelope. I look forward to the day when Uncyclopedia writes jokes about stuff like Gigabots (instead of small robots, you're injected with 20-story robots) and the anti-Wilde (Oscar Wilde's evil, straight clone who tries to rid the world of kitten huffing people and bad poetry).

Its all part of the evolution, so work with it or against it. You can just as easily ensure that we someday start writing about pro-Canadian stuff as you can ensure that we don't write anti-Canadian stuff.

• Acctually your idea about the whole "Cencered by Chinese goverment" is a good one. use {{c|BLAH BLAH BLAH}} to make this BLAH BLAH BLAH. It should work nice, and sorta be funny. --ZB 00:49, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

I would comment to him because his article was terrible, not due to the Canadian content of it. He seems to have taken my hatred for his writing out of context of myself being Canadian. This matter is now closed. -Dzugavili 01:25, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

deleted article

my friend had put up a page on "el guapo" and I, with his permission, added a little section at the bottom. it got blanked. being a noob i though my friend troy was blanking it and noobishly tried to communicate with him through the edit function. is their any chance the article could be put back? i dont want my friend to beat me

The reason I did that is because it was against the vanity policies. I doubt any users on Uncyc other that you and User:El guapo (whom I think is your friend Troy) would get that, therefore, it's non-notable vanity. The page is currently CVP'd; however, I will restore the article to User:El guapo and User:Patrickl/El Guapo. Also, for future reference, you'd have better luck trying to get a hold of an admin. (Dzuga isn't an admin.) —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 23:21, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

F@H Cookie

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 15:50, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Welcome Back!

And since you were never propperly welcomed...

Welcome!

Hello, Dzugavili, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  --The Zombiebaron 19:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Guys, take your wank-party elsewhere. :P --Dzugavili 19:12, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Err...what? --The Zombiebaron 19:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I think he means that you're a slut. Slut. --Hinoa 19:26, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I was acctaully already linked to on this page... ;) --The Zombiebaron