User talk:Dannyboy1209

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Friendly Warning

Hi Dannyboy. I noticed you have already got into revert wars with a couple of users, demanding answers from other contributors, request for adminship and nominating yourself for Uncyclopedian of the month. And you're Scottish. OK, I will leave that last bit to one side but I don't think you quite know how it works here. Improving existing articles is a good idea but just adding random lines isn't. Try working on your own article first, what ever interests you. Look around the forums and get a better idea how we interact here. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:03, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Do it! A three-day ban just for being Scottish! Set a precedent! Spıke ¬ 23:13 9-Dec-12

No Scotch egg for you Spike. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

That is the yolk I will bear. Spıke ¬ 00:49 10-Dec-12

O Dannyboy, please don't mind the banter. We are a bantering crew. Playing the Uncy game provides a very nice learning curve, and the more you write the better you will get. And learning the culture here takes awhile, especially if you don't have a degree in human psychology and pathology. We all welcome you with open arms. All eight of them, if you happen to meet our resident octopus. Good to meet you. Aleister 00:16 11Decem12

But Paul the Octopus is dead. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:37, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Glasgow

I reverted your addition, "Despite what the rest of the article says, Glasgow is a very nice place to live in. Just ignore this article, except for my bit." This isn't funny, and certainly not funny enough to break the "encyclopedia" format and talk about yourself. Express your opinions about an article on the talk page, please, not by typing them into the text of the article! Spıke ¬ 21:34 12-Dec-12

Adoption

May you either adopt me or find me a mentor? Dannyboy1209 (talk) 17:54, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

I have a watch on this page and Romartus and I have an eye on your edits. I have not undertaken to adopt (here or in Real Life) as it implies a primary role in guiding your development. Nor do I know who is the right match for you, as all I know is that you are Scottish, and you already hit up the only other Scot I know on the website whom I know is a Scot. Edit carefully, though, as Kelton2, another user I have been trying to gently guide to the good side of the humor Force, was just given the weekend off with prejudice. Spıke ¬ 18:11 13-Dec-12

I can adopt you Dannyboy1209 but I am English. Would that be a problem? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:44, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

They have their own Parliament now, y'know. Spıke ¬ 21:02 13-Dec-12

And speaking of self-promotion, Danny's second attempt at self-nomination (this time to NotM) was correctly reverted by Kamek98. Always read the rules for nominating first; this page clearly says no one can nominate himself. Also: Always avoid violating the rules once you have read them. Spıke ¬ 21:12 13-Dec-12

I'll nominate you again Dannyboy.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:15, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

 Revert + Nominate. That's full service. Spıke ¬ 21:41 13-Dec-12

I may be adopted by Romartus Dannyboy1209 (talk) 21:17, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

Your adoption papers have been signed. Now DB, can you stop nominating yourself for awards? That is twice you have done this. If you have any questions, leave them on my talk page. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:31, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings

Have been away for a very long time just wanted to say hello. as i plan on a more active future once again. ( basically i was bored and wanted to invade a random talk page so greetings all the same. hope to see some really funny writes from you.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~ 

Greetings Lordarcadian. I find the excuse 'I was bored' or 'I was drunk' as a prelude to some pretty terrible behavior. Also this is Dannyboy1209's talk page and he is a noob around here. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:34, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

User Page

I saw you got reverted adding stuff to another contributor's user page. That space is for the person who has the account. If they want you to add anything there, then you have run that past them first. In this case Silent Penguin is not so active. I might add your user page can be changed by an admin if for any reason it is deemed what you have put there is inappropriate (i.e. shock images, porn and cyberbullying) - though you will receive an explanation why that was done. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:38, December 19, 2012 (UTC)