User talk:D. G. Neree/archive 1

Dear Administrators .

Thank you all for the warm welcome and all the fabulous awards. Hmm, you forgot to tell me what the prize money is. When and how can I get a hold of this?

D. G. Neree 15:35, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

xcuse me

Ive Deformed Babel:Nl/Duidelijke Nederlandse. It's a dutch text. Where did it come from? Where does it go from here?--D. G. Neree 23:40, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Deformed? Or reformed? :) Duidelijke Nederlandse was written by an anonymous user and placed in the English-language section by mistake. I'd moved it to Babel:Nl. As the page itself appears to be fixed now, I've removed any templates complaining about the name or format of the page. --Carlb 00:13, 26 May 2006 (UTC) It's now at http://onziclo.pedie.info/wiki/Duidelijke_Nederlandse in the Nederlands uncyclopedia, Onziclopedie. --Carlb 11:12, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Help!!!

Dear admistrators,

could someone please inform me where I can get some quick & straightforward answers to this and the following questions without having to find my way through an endless maze of true, false or mystifying advice? The questions are as follows: 1 - Who or what can I turn to for answers? 2 - How can I insert images in an article? 3 - How can I create a Userbox? 4 - What is the best way to create an article without anybody reading it before it is finished and the joke is well brought? Well, still enjoying editing & reading Uncyclopedia, bye D. G. Neree

(1.) Any of the admins would be glad to help. User:Mhaille is the nicest by far.

(2.) [[Image:cowbell2.gif|thumb|left|Gosh, I'm talented!]] makes:

Gosh, I'm talented!

(3.) The best way to learn this stuff is to steal code and userboxes off other people's userpages. That's how I learned. Userboxes themselves are Templates, and the easiest way to make one is (again) to start with someone else's code and adapt it to your own needs.

(4.) Write it on a word processor at home, then do the wiki formatting on Uncyclopedia once the text is done. ~ T. (talk) 02:19, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the quick reply. I'm going to study on it. Also my gratitude for transporting my unfullgrown articles to my userpage. D. G. Neree 19:35, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem. Our aim is not to discourage people from working on their material so much as it is to keep the mainspace free of articles that need further work, but may never be completed. Lots of folks start article and never complete them. Once you've added more detail and pictures to your creations, feel free to move them back to the mainspace. And if anything of yours ever gets killed again, just ask an admin to return it to you. We'll happy return any code upon request. ~ T. (talk) 20:26, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

admins - automatic log out

I've got a little problem: every time that I make any changes or go to another page, I'm logged out. Don't know why.D.G.Neree 19:08, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

log in

Now I can hardly log in. The system at times doesn't recognise my user name.

problems are over. D.G.Neree 17:00, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

vandalism

admins, please watch User:Ikke i believe he has been blocked from the dutch site and now is shitting over here. Thank you D.G.Neree 00:54, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Re: HappyLand-->EHG

No problem...I think it would be a good idea. Thanks, :D --aldreneo 16:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Well i'll find out what this Unbook thing is about. :) D.G.Neree 20:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

login

sorry, forgot to login, changing my userpage. don,t block me

sig

sorry, forgot my sig. Pleaswe don't warn me. D.G.Neree 20:06, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSON

No, you're full of shit! Benson 20:45, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Suit yourself D.G.Neree 20:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Also,

Why do you leave yourself messages on your own talk page? Benson 20:45, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

What's it to you what i do on my talk page? D.G.Neree 20:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it's BENSON again

Hey, it's BENSON again (just like the title says!). Just wanted to drop by and say hello. So... ttyl! :)

sorry, your name again? D.G.Neree 20:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

So you're leaving Uncyc?

Then I guess you won't mind me adding you to the list of people that messed with BENSON and lived to regret it? I'll take that awkward silence as a "Hellz yeah!" Benson 21:43, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Seeing you put my name there anyway proves my vanity & masturbation point. Since I came here to write jokes & not become part of one (yours), i'll just quit the argument & get out of here. Bye & thank you. (Hope you can find some jokes to tell not regarding people of this site). D.G.Neree 22:39, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, you did ask...

(from User talk:Codeine)

If you have a reason to ban me, please inform me what it is on my user page. --D.G. Neree

Well, since you asked so nicely...

Offense	Penalty	Hinoa's Comments
Uncyc Rule #2: Don't be a dick.	Varies	Self-explanatory. But I don't like banning on this rule alone.
Insubordination (per UN:BAN)	1st: Warn, 2nd: 1 hour to 1 week	UN:BAN says to go easy unless there are other extenuating circumstances. When I said I was tempted to ban you, I wouldn't have done it for more than 1 hour.

I'd also like to point out the case of User:Nintendorulez. I assume you're familiar with this incident, so I won't bore you. The point is that Uncyc has a permanent open season on drama llamas, like Loogie pointed out on Codeine's talk page.

And I do not believe that admins have to provide reasons for a block. We just do because we're nice people (mostly).

I don't know what your issue with Codeine, Benson, and that mess is all about, and frankly, I don't give a shit crap. If you have a particular beef with him, it's best to settle it between you two like gentlemen. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 19:25, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Well Thank you!

I'm sorry, but this is abracadabra to me. Could you please state what it is I did and what the sanction is? If this is a warning, then please tell me what for, so I know what not to do in the future. D.G.Neree 19:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Quick question

Hey, I just got around to checking my messages, and after I stopped rolling on the floor laughing from your sarcastic remarks, I couldn't help but wonder whether or not you were expecting any kind of support in your Benson comments. His talk page is probably the most frequently read talk page on this whole site, and I wasn't sure how you could expect anyone to take you seriously. Next website that you try to pick fights on, why not try having an argument with an actual point and present it in a manner other than "you're full of shit"? --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 22:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)