User talk:BlueSock

Announcement: Thanks for the Noob of the Month Nomination!

Announcement: I'm working on saving several President articles! Seeing as how many there are, and how many that suck, it looks like some help is needed.

I'm BlueSock, and I just saved hundreds by outsourcing my userpage

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Just curious

Have you edited Wikis before? You seem pretty experienced. Also I'll be reviewing your article. You might want to consider applying to be adopted in Adopt a Noob. And welcome to the crazy house! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Also I would VERY STRONGLY RECOMMEND making a user page, even if it starts as lousy as mine did when I started it with "I'm here, I'm new. What do I do?" I was trying to find you by looking for your user page, and kept ending up at User:BLUESOCK. Hope this helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:54, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Your Mancard has been Pee Reviewed

I Pee Reviewed Mancard based on version 4174261 of 23:10, October 21, 2009. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Please see my user talk page

Please see my talk page for a response to your thanks and your question about adding images to articles. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:09, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

User page

I've given you a userpage - it's just off the top of my head so feel free to trash it as much as you like. Pup 05:10, 27/10/2009

Presidents

i commend you for you initiative to rewrite articles on US presidents. many of them are embarrassing. might you care to co-rewrite one with me? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:51, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I would definitely like to rewrite one with you. If you would like to jump in at John Adams with me, that would be fine. Alternatively, you could pick another article and let me know.--BlueSock 01:29, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

john adams sounds good. let's discuss some ideas on the talk page. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:39, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Alright, see you on the John Adams talk page! Bring some good ideas with you. --BlueSock 01:49, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thomas Jefferson Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed Thomas Jefferson based on version 4198141 of 21:58, November 3, 2009. As I said I on the last review I did for you, I hope this helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:41, November 4, 2009 (UTC)