User talk:Asdfftxdn
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
Agent Smith template[edit source]
Hiya, I moved that template to your userspace at User:Asdfftxdn/Template:Agent Smith. We generally dislike such templates in the mainspace. Don't worry, no one's mad or anything.-- On Sunday, 07:54, July 11 2010 UTC
templates[edit source]
Hya, just to prevent disappointed later on, please refrain from using any of the templates you've created so far on articles. They don't add to the maintenance process and they don't really add to the articles. Thanks. ~
21:30, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
HowTo:Avoid Grues[edit source]
Do you want it deleted? Let me know and I'll do the honours for you. Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 15:03, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Your wish is my command, sahib. Incidentally, should you want any future works-in-progress, abandoned or otherwise no longer wanted articles deleted, add them to QVFD with a note that it's a request by the author and someone'll dispose of them. :-) Rabbi Techno
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 15:10, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Shoutbox[edit source]
if you need material for the article, I recommend just going on omegle.com and having conversations with people -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:46, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
How, if yes, Can I use your template?[edit source]
I would like to add it to Agent Smith, as a reference to his narcissism. And toThe other Captain Marvel because in the Marvel movie, Brie Larson's Captain Marvel got stuff implanted into her, making her go to a virtual World(the Supreme Intelligence's realm) where there is a collective of minds as a computer (Supreme Intelligence... Look up original plans for the Matrix, supposed to be a computer network, but this was abandoned coz the Wachowskis found this too complex to understand). Anyways, I would like to see from you if I can add it, and if yes, how?
- I don’t think this user has been active for many years…
21:50, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
From since Last summer Greencat Quark 21:16, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
Oops I, not Asdfftxdn, was active from since Last summer. I thought you were talking about me!
Greencat Quark 11:24, 21 October 2022 (UTC)