User talk:31.42.225.206
Hi, I noticed your problem with registering an account, tried it out and couldn't do it even myself. This seems to be a temporal error, is propably fixed soon.
Hopefully.
We'll just have to wait. Have fun! Zzz 
12:19, 17 July, 2013 (UTC)
- I am glad that the problem is not in the computer and not in the IP-address 31.42.225.206 12:30, 17 July 2013 (UTC):-)
GET AN ACCOUNT YOU FOOL![edit source]
We can help you better, and it takes little time to sign up! Thanks, and if you have any problem signing up, you can get help in #uncyclopedia, the IRC channel. Just click Uncyclopedia:Chat to get info on how to get in. Thanks! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:06, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
- Oh, the error seems to be fixed by now. Log in please :3 Looking forward to your edits! Zzz
06:36, 18 July, 2013 (UTC)
- Let's do this properly, shall we? -- Kip the Egg
Talk Works 09:13, Jul. 20, 2013
- Let's do this properly, shall we? -- Kip the Egg
Dear Unregistered User,
Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!
Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY! [1]
To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.
If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon!
-- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 09:13, Jul. 20, 2013
Ahem[edit source]
Please read the message I let on your talk page, which you seem to have ignored completely. -RAHB 11:56, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
- You created another double redirect today (which I fixed); since you have already been warned about this, may I strongly suggest that you not do it any more? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 11:31, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
UnBooks:A page and the Down syndrome[edit source]
I am afraid I am going to list this for speedy deletion; it is mildly amusing, but it is, as you say, a meaningless page, and it is rather too short. You might want to try Illogicopedia - I think your contributions might be better received there. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 11:40, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
- Whoops, it's already been placed on the speedy delete page. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 11:42, 5 September 2013 (UTC)
Block[edit source]
It seems you have been blocked indefinitely. I'm sure you meant no harm, but your edits were not very helpful and I would not remove the block even if I were able to. Please try Illogicopedia and/or Russian Uncyclopedia if you would like to edit something. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:39, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
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