User talk:TeoremaF

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
	Oh, hello, TeoremaF, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TeoremaF/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:29, 18 July, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for bringing Helloween 4 and Wirelles 4 to our attention. We shall swiftly delete them. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:37 19 July 2013

Your edits

Earlier today you made several redirects. Those redirects were almost entirely of two varieties that are not cool to have here. The first were double redirects, which are pages that redirect to other redirect pages. Those are bad because they don't function properly. In those cases it is best to redirect directly to the page that will be redirected to. The second type are broken redirects, which redirect to pages that don't even exist. Another type are redirects that don't make any sense and you made quite a few of those too. After cleaning up after all that I noticed you replaced the Alphabet template with the Sunalphabet template, which was just stupid. You created some useless and very specific categories as well. I've cleaned up after most of this because most of it was messy and unnecessary. You appear to be Russian perhaps? I assume from some of your edits that you may not speak English very well and you mentioned Russian in some of them. There is a natively Russian version of Uncyclopedia at http://absurdopedia.net/ if that would make things easier. If you choose to edit here, please read the Beginner's Guide before trying to make more of these types of edits. Thanks, cheers. -RAHB 07:13, 19 July 2013 (UTC)