User talk:216.231.1.34
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New articles[edit source]
Hey! FYI, the new articles you've created are a little too short and random to meet our super duper high standards. If they're not expanded soon, they'll likely be deleted. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:15, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
Come on[edit source]
Ok, seriously, this isn't your personal blog or a place to gossip about people you don't like. Please read the guides in your welcome message and cut that crap out, or you will be blocked. MrX blow me 18:24, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
Yes, even though uncyclopedia is a place to be funny, you are being stupid and disruptive, please make constructive edits, or you WILL be blocked FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 18:37, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
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March 2021[edit source]
You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Uncyclopedia by creating massive numbers of vanity pages, as you did with this edit to Marguax. Charlie the bot (talk) 02:02, 10 March 2021 (UTC)im
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