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The Flogging

Hello! Welcome to the flogging! If you've just come to watch please stand in an orderly line below.

Exit.

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If you've come to be flogged then please just sign your name with a time-stamp below and YTTE officials will see to the preparations. Thank you from the flogging team.

• Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 04:43 9 June 2008

• *whip whip* *flog flog* You've been a bad boy...in an entirely asexual way. Now report to your cell so we can lock you up forever. - [19:36 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

• Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:46 5 July 2008

• *floggety floggety* *whoosh crack* Mmm...that was entirely satisfying. Now go and report to your cell...or not. Meh. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)
  QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  [13:49 5 July]

• Was that as good for you as it was for me? Also what cell!? I though this was a... er... club, not guantanimo bay.Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:52 5 July 2008

• Oh uh...Um *tugs at shirt colar* Erm, this is more Guantanimo than club. Erm, I'm sorry about that and I can't really let you see your lawyer... If you'd just like to precede to your cell in an orderly fashion. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)
  QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  [13:58 5 July]

• I'm afraid I'm gonna have to sue. You didn't advertise this properly. You said "free flogging here!" what self respecting, self loathing sexually repressed upper middle aged banker isn't going to go for that offer. but you never said anything about reliquishment of freedom. I demand to talk to "claims direct"! Now! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:06 5 July 2008

• We are Claims Direct! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)
  QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  [14:12 5 July]

• What about Direct Claims then. Their ad isn't as good but they'll do. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:14 5 July 2008

• We assimilated them yesterday. There is no escape. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)
  QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  [14:15 5 July]

• /spirit broken oh ok... i'll just go to my cell.

• Flogging required? Name and time here!
• Flogging required? Name and time here!

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Once your flogging is complete you should report to a cell.

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