User:Wild Weasel/Wild Grizzly

Wild Weasel's Burnination Shrine

Another shitty author is attacked by a pack of wild weasels. Sent by Wild Grizzly. I'm confused

Sometimes, WILD WEASEL transforms into — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)}, and goes foraging through Uncyclopedia for articles he wants the admins to burninate. Here is a semi-comprehensive list of that which he has helped to lay waste. It is important to note Wild Weasel knows it's harder to build than destroy, but — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP ^{(Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!)} doesn't really give a shit.

• Articles VFD'd (37-2-2)¹: Dipen, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Hate symbol, Tila Tequila, Erik Stroh, Shenton Park, Ice cream layer of space, IGN.com, Liam O'Brien, Reggaeton, Flowbiscuit, Columbus, OH, Umpteenth Fuzzy Hat War, 20XX, Snails (still not funny, but what can you do), IBO, Popularity, Rhypnol, Hattori Hanzo, Kings of Chaos, Uber-Loki, Uber-Hokkaido, Uber-Fukuoka, Mark Rosewater, Uber-Freya, Grüne300, Asstroid, Adomas Paltanavicius, Autoeroticabot, Sectumsempra, Purerave, Toyota Starlet Glanza (this is now one of his favorite pet articles), IAG, Gustavus Adolphus, FTP, Mega City One, The New World, Ruddocks, You Want Beef?, John Cage (re-written to standard and now in VFH!), Pope John Paul 2.0 (working on right now), Predacon Party, Alex Shrub, Beetles
  

• Articles NRV'd/QVFD'D(22-10): Somewhere up North, Uncle Slappy's Fun-Tank, Galaxy Fighters, Ken Dodd, Virtual Reality, Egged, Elbonics, Devil mice, Soviet Super Secret Spies, Can, Communes, The Chindizian War, Dutch wife, Whinnie, Foti, Animated, Fruitdog, Jogger, Rocky, Teddy bautista, Antichristmas, My penis, Riddlefinchcooooooocoooccoooopsit, Faithists, MatchCom, Seth McFarlane, Matt Groening (person), Bundesligatippspiel, Migger, Kamikaze Air National Guard Unit, Geek Empire, Civilization IV, Huitsin-Nevada
  

THE WILD GRIZZLY/WEASEL ANGRY GUARANTEE OF IMPARTIALITY:

All articles selected completely at random. Well, 90% completely selected at random, with apologies to Jack Cain.

Footnotes

¹ Represents a) Number successfully deleted b) Number unsuccessfully deleted c) Number that were re-written, or everyone thought should be re-written