User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/A Very Uneventful International Men's Day
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Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Deli, India.
Today males protest for their rights. It is unknown what exactly they aim to get out of this. My guess is that they want to legalize prostitution, after Hillary banned it. Lets see what females have to say on this matter:
“ FUCK THESE MALES, EVEN DESPERATE WOMEN WOULDN'T FUCK THEM”
Washington, District of Cunts.
President Hillary has agreed to legalize prostitution, and when being asked why she said this:
“ BILL IS A MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD, HE CAN SUCK ON A COCK!”
What I can make of this is because Bill is a cunt and would never fuck with Hillary, she decided that she was desperate enough to fuck these men. when we asked for a further statement from Vice President Hugh Harry Jasscrack we got even more information:
“ September 17 shall hereby be known as prostitution day, to honor our horny founding fathers signing the constitution of prostitution.”
Worldwide
As president Hillary is addressing the press, Karens are gathering around worldwide to riot against males. Here is what a fellow Karen has to say on the matter:
“FUCKING MALE LOVER!”
To offset the Karen riots the UN has ordered their army of Kens to attack the Karens. Instead of attacking the sexists, the Kens tagged along with the Karens, and then they proceeded to breach the Pentagon, by crashing through the gates with Nyan Cat, and yelling nonsense about capitalist dogs. When inside they seized control of all the nukes, while using Rick Astley as a weapon. After gaining control of a bajillion nukes, the wikipedians nuked the world, and killed everyone except me. I am living a sad existence in a world with no people, where I am the only one who reads my own news articles.
