User:Thatdamnedfollowspot
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 14 years, 4 months and 25 days. |
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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you. |
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This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
Hello![edit | edit source]
This may not be the page you were looking for. Are you looking in the right place? Because, whatever it is, I'm sad to say that you will not find it here. Try over there. But not there. Sick fuck.
I've been on Uncyclopedia since about two years before today, whether you knew it or not. If "Thatdamnedfollowspot" is too much for you to pronounce type, then you can just call me TDFS or any variation of my username. I don't really care, just as long as you don't make me do whatever it is that you kids are into these days, because I'm not like that. I'm a classy guy, dammit.
I will also try my best to not push the artists that I listen to on you, but it's hardwired in my blood. I've been put on many a restraining list because of that issue, so please bear with me until the shock collar starts to work.
Speaking of music, have you hear- BBBZZZZZZZZTTT!
I also forgot, my sandbox is free of charge for the public to vandalize. That also happens to be the place where you can see what I've been working on. But I doubt that you'd want to- seriously. Go away, you nosy bastard!
Articles and the like[edit | edit source]
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
For those of you that don't have rudimentary mathematics, here is a guide:
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This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
Articles I've carved out of stone with my own teeth[edit | edit source]
- HowTo:Predict the Weather
- HowTo:Sell Ice to Eskimos (1st rewrite)
- UnNews:World War III started over chicken nuggets
Why?:You should get a new couch - Featured on the Why? namespace on 9.5.2010; the Main Page on 9.27.2010
Articles I'm piecing together[edit | edit source]
Note: These are not finished. If you must edit them, feel free to do so, just let me know or I might go insane.
- Someone spilt some coffee on the controls
- Artificial Grape Flavoring
- Percussive maintenance
- Living room
Articles I plan to create (at some point in the distant future)[edit | edit source]
Articles I've nursed back to health[edit | edit source]
Articles I've abandoned, much like the Lower Ninth Ward[edit | edit source]
Awards[edit | edit source]
Over the short time that I've been here, I've been awarded awards. They are below for you to either mock, gaze upon, or show indifference.
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
| This user took part in Pee Week 2010 and finished with a positive score.
In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more? Review something! It's more fun than sleeping! |
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Article Whisperer Judge |
| This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!) | |