User:Some crazy guy

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I am ~~on leave~~ ~~sick~~ too busy ~~playing Xbox 360/Nintendo DS~~ at ~~skool~~ school, and so will be on Uncyclopedia sporadically. If you're lonely, or you miss me, leave a message.

The smart quote of the moment is If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.! Have a nice day!

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This article is a victim of extreme sarcasm.

Hit the little X in the corner if you don't want to die of SEHS.

"Ow."

~ Oscar Wilde on paper cuts.

This a Some crazy guy coolquote.

“There's only a few things I'm completely sure of. One of them's that I'm completely nuts.”
– Some crazy guy on himself

“****! He's completely nuts!”
– Some crazy guy's psychiatrist on Some crazy guy

This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is not a number, they're a free person!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is an evil clone of You.

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This user is cooler than you.

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This user is elite.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user should not be trusted.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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Summary[edit | edit source]

What Some crazy guy had for breakfast yesterday.

This is my page although I don't understand why you would want to come here-there is no fun things to do, or prizes to win, etc. But I am crazy after all. The only sane thing I did was register. Now I get a cool badge. Have a nice day and watch for flying pigs.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Some crazy guy hitchiking with people holding a camera. He is the one sitting in the back.

Upbringing[edit | edit source]

Born sometime around 4545, Some crazy guy grew up in Auckland, New Zealand and would like to stress he is not a sheep. He was a sibling of the great Napoleon, not to mention Bob, and his sister, Some crazy girl(who would also like to stress the fact that she is not a sheep either). Attending the Nerdy Academy for up-and-coming geniuses, he was expelled for not tucking his shirt in. He then went to the Institute of the Interweb, earning diplomas in computer smashing and mathematics. He does not have a diploma in anything to do with writing-how else would he have ~~succeded~~ come to Uncyclopedia.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Some crazy guy also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Hobbies[edit | edit source]

Him and his sister both have a passion for entertaining greeting cards, air guitar smashing, inter-sibling wrestling, and telling people they aren't sheep. That is where the similarities end. Some crazy guy enjoys threatening people about what happens when you talk about Chuck Norris on Uncyclopedia, really really really long periods with no commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,excessive comma usage, video games, kung fu, and that's it.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

Some crazy guy practicing his kung fu skills.

THE END (Not Quite).

Site notices[edit | edit source]

List of things that will drive you crazy coming sometime near 2010. Hopefully.

Also, someone please delete this page. It used to be full of my userboxes, but now (as you can see on the left) they've all moved.

Is a wikivandal attack imminent? You need to check this survival guide

PS:If you haven't gone away by now, click here.

My Quest[edit | edit source]

I am on a quest to kill all the deadends in Uncyclopedia. You can help by pointing them out. Even though I am doing crap.

Awards[edit | edit source]

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

Psuedo-Awards[edit | edit source]

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Contributions worth mentioning[edit | edit source]

These are the only two pages I have created (maybe). Please look at them and give me advice on how to improve them on my talk page. Do not vandalize them.