User:Sifi90

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

enl G This user does not speak English, but Louder and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English, but Louder speakers. enl G

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is adorable.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

Sifi90 is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.

official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official

My name is S**** ***** and I am not a n00b.

Occupation as "gnomad."

I am one of those guys who clicks 'random page' and scours the place for missing periods. I have saved many an article from that mysterious blue template. Aah! My advice to anyone? Don't trust anybody that isn't logged in. (Also, Frenchmen.)

These are the pages that I gave a good going-over with my internet toothbrush.

• Albert Einstein#Einstein's Famous Formula
• Al Franken
• Dying
• Euthymol
• Ping Pong
• Stupid music (OK, you case-sensitive losers.)
• UnScripts: Alcoholic: The Untold Story

For more information, see the contributions page.

I tried to write an article once, and I don't know how to delete it. Ok, maybe I am a n00b.

Things that piss me off when people do them on Uncyclopedia.

• Double linking. Feels like dying. Oh, look at that, I just double-linked.
• Use "it's" when they should use "its". IT'S "ITS", MOTHERFUCKER!!!
• Also applies to "your" and "you're". SURE, IT'S REALLY HARD.
• Act like rambling idiots.

Alright, now go somewhere else, you user-stalker!