User:Pasmorade/Macarena
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“In my administration, the Macarena will finally be deported from this country.”
– Donald Trump on illegal immigrants in 2016
“You didn't do the Macarena, the Macarena done you.”
– Todd in the Shadows on Macarena
“Do the Macaulaya.”
– Michael Jackson on little kids
| "Macarena" | ||||
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 Doing the Macarena | ||||
| Single by Los del Río | ||||
| from the album A mí me gusta and Fiesta Macarena | ||||
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| Recorded | 1992 (original) | |||
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| Label | RCA | |||
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| Producer(s) | Los del Río | |||
| Los del Río singles chronology | ||||
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"Macarena" is a song created by Spanish pop duo Los del Río and Satan himself created to preach adultery to Christians under the guise of foreign languages. Surprisingly, it worked, being sickenly popular globally throughout the mid-1990s. Thanks to the Macarena, the careers of Soulja Boy and Psy could succeed, Drake could find people who could dance as bad as him, Latin music was able to cross over, creating the careers of many, many musicians, but most importantly, it paved the way to TikTok dances, meaning that China could have a convenient way to track minors, doing what the CIA tried to do for years.
