Song
Okay...what the hell is the point of this?
Verse One (How to write a song)[edit | edit source]
Oh, when you write a song you should make sure that it rhymes
And you should not mention anything about the mimes
Write some verses and the chorus, doesn't matter if it's crap
If you make it catchy, girls will be sitting in your lap.
- Going down the motorway doing 64
- my granny done a big one
- and blew off the door:
- the engine couldn't take it,
- the wheels fell apart,
- all because of grannie
- and her supersonic fart.
Verse Two (The verse that no one knows how to sing)[edit | edit source]
Da di chickens la la and pasta saves the day
Something something Cuba hacking lemons all the way
Mary blahblah pencil and I forgot this part
Gibbon dada mmmhhmm Oprah yaya fart
Chorus (Again)[edit | edit source]
Everyone should love this song
If you do just sing along,
Pound your chest like you're King Kong!
I think Sisqo stole my thong!
I am bent.
Instrumental Break[edit | edit source]
- Electric guitar solo
- Full orchestral accompaniment
- Backup vocals oohing and aahing
- More cowbell
- More Banjo
Bridge (over troubled waters)[edit | edit source]
Chorus (Sick of this yet?)[edit | edit source]
Everyone should love this song
If you do just sing along,
Pound your chest like you're King Kong!
What are you doing to my thong?
Silly Songs[edit | edit source]
- 99 bottles of pop-1971
- Adam and Eve, Get Burnt?-2006
- Ar, We, Hes,
- Baby Beluga
- Baby Bumblebee-1981
- Banana Phone
- Do Your Ears Hang Low
- Down by the Bay-1981
- Eliss. ty me.
- Farmer in the dell
- Hair and Hair.
- Hush little alien
- I Had A Little Chicken
- John Jacob Jingleheimer
- Little Bunny Foo Foo-1980
- Micheal Finnegian-1981
- Nananananananananana
- Nobody likes me
- Nobody says Hooray
- Nobody says no!
- One Bottle O'Pop-1980
- Risseldy Rosseldy
- What's in my shoe
Finale[edit | edit source]
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