User:My Face Is Beautiful/Unusual articles
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Today the "un" in Uncyclopedia stands for unusual. We are looking at how many articles have the shittiest names. After all, the objective is to be funny, not just stupid.
| AAAAAAAA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| HowTo:Write unnecessarily long headlines that annoy everyone who reads them because they take up too much space, but at the same time makes you feel good because it's funny to write headlines without periods that have no actual content | Rambling about how to write long headlines, but at the same time, making long headlines, making the reading difficult and people just giving up reading altogether, which makes them dumber. |
| This is not an article | But ironically it is. |
| Igpay Atinlay | Owingshay ouyay ouryay eamdray anguagelay ouyay ecretlysay orgotfay |
| Scat | Skidi doo deedin zop bopbop |
| 00000 | 000000000 0000 000 000000 0000 |
| Nooooooooooooooooooo! | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| qfksdhfaehSDJbJjhihjJHFJ HDEJKHFQQEA | HFJKNKjMDJDJkkJKBJRHKFHGBWRGSVDBNVHJ |
| Insert title here | [insert purpose of article here] |
| List of one-letter words starting with A | Here's a hint: There's only one that we use daily |
| People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata | Republic of what now? |
| Moccasins | Was funny at first, but is now fucking useless. I'm gonna protest. |
| Supercar Sandy | Ringo Starr eats a child. Great to know. |
| Are you talking to me? | Hell no, I ain't |
| You have two cows | You have two cows. Now I shall give you a bear in exchange for a four-pence. |
| I Think Satan Likes Your Mom | Ah, yes, George W. Bush, professional rockstar |
| Tourette's Syndrome | Everything you BOLD AND BRASH need to know about MOCCASINS what people MONSTER COCK experience |
| The guy whe shouldn't talk about | I can't even say his name! |
| Salmon (color) | How do you even describe it? Pinkish? |
| Oscar Wilde | All hail the king of Uncyclopedia! |
| Blue | Unpopular opinion: the worst color ever |
| 卐 | POV: |
| Recursion | It's just a loop, kid |
| Satan Claus | Waht are yuo, dylsexic? |
| Chaos Theory | Shit happens. |
| Chicken.js | Random strings of code. Should be an in-joke, in my opinion. |
| Love Triangle | And you're the third corner |
| Fisher Price | An article about the company that is loved worldwide? Think again. |