User:Mircohard

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"I've been huffed"

~ A kitten on Mircohard

"I like it when it's all nice and hard"

~ Vagina on Mircohard's hardness

"I'm your father"

~ Microsoft on Mircohard

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

~ Mircohard on I'm your father

"The typo was purely intentional"

~ Mircohard on Mircohard's name


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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is a member of the American Otaku Association.
They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal and grace of manga.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
This user got an F in 한국어 and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers.
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This user got an F in Lesbian and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user speaks English at a near-native level.
This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.
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This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers.
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Messages from Microhard[edit | edit source]

*chew*

(´Д` ) *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
(;´Д`) ..
(;´Д`) Do you mind? I'm busy right now.


I WANT A PINKU PANTII >:3

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